1107/Worst Beer Run Idea Ever

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Worst Beer Run Idea Ever
Date of Scene: 11 April 2020
Location: Logan's Cabin
Synopsis: No description
Cast of Characters: Logan Howlett, Jubilation Lee, Gabby Kinney, Julian Keller




Logan Howlett has posed:
    Logan lounges back in his worn old armchair. The fireplace crackles, filling the old cabin with warmth and light. A beer sits behind the man as he peers down at the battered book in his hands. His scarred knuckles flex as he turns the page, taking in the story writ on the pages. A flannel shirt, jeans and socks. He's comfortable. Enjoying the peace and quiet. What a nice, simple evening.

Jubilation Lee has posed:
How does the great Inebriazer lead off her expertly put together heist?

By knocking on the door of course.
"Logan! It's Jubilee.. It's cold and there's monsters in the woods, open up..." Patting the air for Gabby, she totally has a plan! Trust the inebriazer! She knows what she's doing.

Probably.

Gabby Kinney has posed:
Gabby Kinney stands a bit back away from the door to allow Jubilee to do her thing. She said she had a plan! Mostly. When she knocks on the door with that remark, her gaze slides toward Julian with a worried look. "... We're gonna get soooo grounded." Or at least she would.

A small sigh is exhaled though and she shifts her weight readying to do whatever it was Jubilee wanted her to do while checking the carefully folded up paper towel package she had in her pocket.

Julian Keller has posed:
Julian Keller stands behind the other two and, as Jubilee just knocks on the door, he makes it much more far behind, his TK talent kicking in and just sweeping him like six feet further away from the other two. He's about to say something and then thinks better of it, just keeping his arms crossed.

Logan Howlett has posed:
    Logan sighs softly, and he considers simply ignoring her for a solid moment. Finally he closes his book (Which appears to be a very old copy of Treasure Island) and sets it beside his cozy looking armchair. He rises to his feet and brushes his fingers back through his chaotic, pointy hair. His nostrils flare, noting the scents of a few people outside, and he wanders over to swing the door open, peering out. "What do you want, Jubes?," he growls. His tone isn't entirely unpleasant, though. Jubilee and him have a long history, afterall. She was practically his sidekick for awhile!

Jubilation Lee has posed:
"Is that how you greet your adopted daughterish asian orphan pal?" Jubilee says with a winning grin, all wide eyed and head jerking to the side in that way she does when she's definitely plotting something that Logan definitely doesn't want to be part of. "What if I were eaten by a bear out here? How would you even feel if suddenly we went from one whole Jubilation to many smaller, less organized Jubilations spread through multiple piles of bear poop..."

Her hand drops down to her side, certain that Gabby will play her part, which Jubes has not even told her about yet, when the time is right. Peering inside the lonely cabin, "Whatcha dooooooin?"

Gabby Kinney has posed:
Gabby Kinney just facepalms a little bit. Even for her zany self this was not going to be a good mission. Already debating about aborting she instead slips further into the dark shadows of the woods. Her part was apparently clear--While Jubilee distracted Logan she was to do ... something. What, angry bear noises? She wasn't sure ther so instead she opts for getting to one of the open windows and caarefully climbing inside.

She really could be stealthy. It wasn't her first rodeo for B&E. She pauses by Logan's chair to deposit the package in her pocket on his tableside before continuing on, waiting for the right moment to dodge toward the fridge where the beer was. Inching. Quietly along. Stealthy ninja.

Julian Keller has posed:
Julian Keller thinks this is all a terrible idea, much as he wants the booze and even if it was kind of his idea, but he nonetheless starts to float just up in the air a bit to try and make a quick getaway and just generally stay out of Logan's field of vision. Some people just don't react to him well.

Logan Howlett has posed:
Gabby has never broken into the house of a man who has tracked people across the Appalachians by scent. His nose twitches, but he doesn't turn towards her. His gaze stays locked on Jubilee, in fact, as if he has no idea Gabby is behind him.

He thumbs back towards the crackling fireplace and his chair. "Readin'. I could put on some coffee if you wanna get out of the cold or...away from the bears," he grunts. His gaze flicks past Jubilee to the rough area Julian is floating...but then turns back to Jubilee as if he doesn't notice at all!

Jubilation Lee has posed:
Jubilee sees Gabby creeping through the cabin behind Logan and grins, looking up at her wild mentor with the elation going straight up into her eyes, "Oh wow, yeah, but what I was thinking is maybe we could /ya know/ kill the bear? Hear me out!" Hands up, patting the air. "There's literally nothing more badass than fist fighting a bear.. I've played Victorious Boxers.. And at least /one/ Tekkan where there's a bear opponent... capitalization over said villains wild beast is testimont to winning..." She probably suspects Logan already knows and just jumps in feet first.

"But what your log cabin of relaxation plus six needs? Bear skin rug.. say I'm wrong.. Say you don't need a bear skin rug." Hands on her barely covered hips. Sassy. Hip jutting out. "I'll wait." Come on Gabby! He may know you're there, but he doesn't know what terrible plan is afoot! He doesn't know what true scoundrel plot is being hatched! The Tom FOOLERY schemes if you will.

Gabby Kinney has posed:
Gabby Kinney makes it to the fridge while Jubilee is going on about fighting bears. It almost garners a snort of laughter. Almost. She's a professional here. Sinking her fingernails in between the seal of the fridge door she pries it open quietly before spying what she wants. One is nabbed and stuffed in her hoodie pocket. Another in the other pocket... And then she's shutting the door again. Two would do. It's not like she could really get drunk herself after all.

Satisfied she retreats the way she came to tuck and roll out the window head first with only a little crunch of leaves by the side of the cabin.

Logan Howlett has posed:
"Hmmm. A bear skin rug? Sounds like a decent idea...," he says, trailing off a bit. The man taps his chin a bit as he glances back into the darkness of the woods again. "Tell ya what. Come up with a...plan. On how to lure it out and all that. After that I'll handle it and 'boom'. Bear skin rug..."

He rolls his shoulder a bit, mentally counting for a few moments. Giving Gabby time. He then leans in a little bit and shares words only Jubes can hear.

"She needs friends. Do her right. I'll keep this dumb plan between us. You owe me beers. Steal me some of Scott's hipster microbrews or something'."

His voice raises again and he steps back. "But I need to finish my book, Jubes. Careful about that bear out there...or the Breakstone Slasher."

Jubilation Lee has posed:
Jubilee freezes when even /she/ hears the leaves crunching, but it could just be a strong spring breeze on her exposed teen skin! That has to be it! Certainly not apprehension because Jubilations do not do apprehension! No they do not. They are supreme professionals when it comes to playing distractionary bullshit ar-

Ah hell he knows.

Fidget.

Jubes blinks up at Logan, mouth hanging agap, "I am shocked and appauled at your accusations, MISTER LOGAN.." Put on the dramatics, Jubilee. One hand lays against her chest, gasping, SO APPAULED, "Why I never.. if I had pearls to clutch, oooo what clutching I'd be doing just now, you... you sir are a villain..." Wiggly pointy playful accusational pointy pointing at Logan.

The counter offer? Stealing Scott's shit?

"One fufu microbrew straight from capiton stick to anus' personal hipster stock..." A devilish grin! Truly sacrocanct mischief, "You enjoy that book... Imma imagine it's Moby Dick.. cus Scott's beer-" Both said lightly and with quote fingers, "-is so your White Whale..."

Steeeeep backwards.. and another.. "Also a bear skin rug.. because that wasn't no josh, you need that.."

Gabby Kinney has posed:
Gabby Kinney makes good her escape at least! She's already well out around the side of the cabin and into the woods by the time Jubilee is clutching her pearls in protest. Not a trace left behind other than her scent. Oh, and the smell of slightly burnt s'mores. There's four of them on the side table Logan was using now, carefully wrapped up in a paper towel which she'd left there. Payment for the beers.

Also proof she knew she'd get caught, too.

Logan Howlett has posed:
    He smirks softly in response to her theatrics, and he gives a gruff nod. "Get outta here." He glances past her towards the treeline he can now catch gabby's scent in...and he closes the door in Jubilee's face.

He walks over to the paper wrapping and opens it to reveal the s'more. He brings it to his mouth to sniff it, then stuffs it in. He chews as he moves back to his chair and flops back into it unceremoniously, reaching over to pull out a fresh cigar.

Jubilation Lee has posed:
"Nailed it." Jubilee says to herself as if they got away scott free, jogging towards the trees.. in a serpantine pattern just in case Logan has set up snipers and sentry posts... Several jogging steps to the right, duck, weave, several to the left.. Disappearing into the woods with her yellow jacket up ala a hood. Truly a work of ninja art.