11377/How I Met Your Camaro

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How I Met Your Camaro
Date of Scene: 28 May 2022
Location: April and Harley's Apartment.
Synopsis: And this, kids, is how April met her Camaro.
Cast of Characters: Harley Quinn, April O'Neil




Harley Quinn has posed:
It all started in that fated Saturday afternoon, chez April's...

"So ..., April. I was talkin' with that sexy thug." Beat, "You know, the one you swiped right on tindah aftah you let him run from Mos Eisley?" Harley was watching! Even if at the time she was too disturbed with the talk about the Joker. At least she seemed recovered by now. On the surface... But then again most of everyone gets from Harley is always on the surface. It's hard to get the deeper things out of her...

"He was tellin' me that he sometimes boosts cars and so we weah talkin' about you likin' those Camaro like cars and such and that theah's a friend he got that may be sellin' some cars of the type you might like! So ...., and since we are gettin' a bit more money..." a glint of a grin on Harley's expression.. "How about we go do some car seein, eh?!"

Harley doesn't give much of a chance for April to refuse so soon enough they are on Harley's convertible, driving through the city with the hyenas on the back seat. Gerti was left holding the fort.

April O'Neil has posed:
April had been working out when Harley presented this idea to her. She'd been doing her ab workouts with her legs up on the sofa, and lifting her butt up in the air to strengthing her stomach muscles. When she'd finished she'd just laid there on her back and stared up at the ceiling. A second later and she rose up on to her elbows and stared at her friend.

"Yes." She says before she flashed a smile at Harley. "Lemme shower first."

And now here they are on, in the convertable with the happy Hyenas in the back seat. April has on her designer sunglasses, and is looking at her phone as her dark auburn hair flows gently in the wind while she has it clipped back to keep it out of her face.

"You said he has Cameros?" She asks then, having been in love with that kind of car since she was little. "God that guy is almost the perfect package, aside from... know, the crime stuff."

She looks over at Harley, and shows her the screen of her phone. "Look at this one, it's pink! Pink, Harley!" She says before one of the Hyenas just licks her face making her pull away and whimper. "Taco breath." She tells the Hyena!

Harley Quinn has posed:
It's perhaps a good thing that the hyenas are on the back because with the speed Harley is going and the wind being felt there'd be slobber all over! Of course that doesn't save April when she starts flashing her phone and gets the lick from Bud. It's slobbering time! Then it grinning when April says it has a Taco breath. Amusement there! Damn smart hyenas...

Harley turns her eyes to the phone April shows her, her gaze also protected by sunglasses (not designer, she got these from the shop next door for 3 bucks. They are plastic, but sparkly). "OMG!" she stares at the pink Camero, "Purrrrrfect. I mean, maybe foh me. Is pink really yoh color?" everyone knows what April's color is!

Of course that calling her attention to pink cars come with consequences. The kind of consequences that makes someone honk all of a sudden as the jaguar veers to the wrong lane! Harley yelps, the hyenas yelp and put their paws in front of their eyes, but then Harley brings them back to the right lane. "Get outta the road you sunday driver!!" she shakes a fist at the other driver as they pass by.

"Some people ..., geeez, don't pay attention to the road at all.." Uh-uh. But a bit later they are driving into a stand. A bit rundown and sorta shady but hey ..., would Harley ever bring April to seedy places?

April O'Neil has posed:
"Not really, I guess..." April laments about the pink car after wiping her face off with a napkin from the tray in the front seat. She's about to say something else when she too is squealing at the drifting in to another lane, and horn honking at them!

"Jesus Timothy Christ!" She says after before glaring over at Harley. "This is gonna be a red car, if we do that more. Red with our BLOOD!" She exclaims before sticking her tongue out at her roomie.

Then they're on their way, soon to pull in to the lot, with April taking a second to raise her glasses up to expose her blue eyes. "Hmm. Lotsa soccer mom cars... I wonder if this place robs from the rich, and sells to the poor... or just robs from everyone and sells to everyone..." Her reporter brain is already in overdrive...

When they park, April is up and out of the car, closing the door with her hip. Dressed in short denim cut-offs, and a white button-up that she has tied off around her waistline, she has a bright yellow tanktop on under the white top, the white top having its sleeves rolled up to her elbows.

"Yellow is the color of the day, Miss Quinn. That's what we're after..." April says as she drops her shades back over her eyes.

Harley Quinn has posed:
"I mean, red is MY color..." Harley says back to April when she talks about painting the car with red blood. And then she seems to be actually considering it!!! Even letting out a pensive mmmmm. At least until she looks at April and winks teasingly in her direction. "Relax, I am a professional drivah! I am the daredevil of the asphalt. The clownette of hazzard. The ..., fast and furious Harley." But then they are stopping and so she stops with her nicknames.. She slides off the top of the door without opening it. So smooth! She's dressed in a white tanktop t-shirt, a little leather jacket atop. On her pants? Shorty-short jeans. They are the implaccable jeans duo today apparently!

"Mmmhmmm, we are sizzlin' today, Apes!" Quite appreciative of April's dressing. She even waggles her brows at her before she starts walking with April to the entrance...

In slow motion? Maybe.

"Mission find yellow Camaro engaged?" She asks April before grinning. The hyenas yelp and jump out of the car to follow them in.

April O'Neil has posed:
April meets up with Harley in front of the car, grinning at her roomie before glancing back at the Hyenas charging to catch up with the women. It's quite a group marching in to the dealership, but hey, they're used to turning heads! Either by looks, or by baseball bats, right?

Once inside, they're soon to be met by the man from the 'Mos Eisley Cantina' who approaches the women with a big smile for them both. He shakes April's offered hand, who then goes in to explaining her lack of ever owning her own vehicle, and that she was ready to embark on that. She explains what she's after and soon the man is leading them on through the lot toward where he says he has just what she's looking for..

On the way, April bumps hips with Harley and points toward an old police car parked amongst the many other vehicles. She leans toward Harley then. "Think of the mayhem you could get up to in that thing..." She tells her. "Police uniform and all." She tells the Clownette with a big grin before the guy is calling out for them a few paces ahead. "I think this is where we have the Cameros!" Which draws a squeal of happiness from April...

Harley Quinn has posed:
Following April around the lot Harley grins at the men that receives them, fingerwiggling in his direction and offering a 'woohoo...' singsong'ed too! "Yea, April wants to join the land of the people that own cars...!" she then looks at April, thoughtful. "Wait, do you know how to drive? Will I be teachin' you?" she grins widely. "I am gonna like that..."

As they go towards the back where the more select choice of cars are indeed there's the Cameros. Various colors too! And there's a pink one? Yes. But sorta faded. And a bit beat down... In fact, most of the cars look a bit old.

"Hey, do we get the friends with benefits discount for April?" Harley asks the sexy thug in that casual manner of hers. The hyenas sniff at the tires of the pink Camero but they leave it alone as the others move on to the rest.

On the back? Is that a yellow Camero? With black stripes? But the poor thing looks like it needs work...

April O'Neil has posed:
April elbows Harley in the side when she asks the Friends with Benefits discount. She glares at the Clownette before smiling to the man who looks a lot like Thor's sexy cousin. "Don't mind her. Everything is a sex joke with her." She fires back at the man who laughs softly and wipes his hands on a dirty rag. The man goes on to explain that he's not in to women, and prefers the same gender, which has April's shoulders slumping.

April starts to grumble something about "Terry getting all the best options..." But then her eyes see the yellow and black Camero, and she... well, she squeals!

The reporter starts to run toward the car, the Hyenas giving chase because they just think running is fuuuuuun!

April lands at the side of the car and places her hands against it. She leans over to peer inside the cab with her hands on either sides of her face! "Oh my god, black leather interior!" She shouts against the glass window. "Harley! Come see!" April shouts excitedly as Bud and Lou run around her legs.

Harley Quinn has posed:
"Hey .., not everything..." HArley sulks at April with that lower doing a little tremble, "Unless they are sexy as heck!" but then there's a general sense of disappointment when their sexy thug out of Asgardian Gotham reveals he doesn't seem interested. Shoulders slump!

"Okay..., icecream, chocolate. Nice movie." Seems like it will be the plan for April and Harley when they go back home! So they can commiserate in misery together after the reveal! But then April is running off!

"Hey, wait up!" She runs after and eventually closes in on the Camaro. She looks at it, then at April, then at it. "This seems like love at first sight!" hands on her hips.

"We are takin' this one." impulse buys. Don't you just love bringing Harley to shop with you?

The sexy thug, known as Jackson, tells them. "You sure? Can check under the hood if you want. And see the rest. It's not brand new, might need a bit of work on the engine and the interior but ..., should run well." he tells them. Or maybe he just wants to see April opening the car's hood!

Nah, that's Harley!

April O'Neil has posed:
While the two converse, April is already popping open the driver door and climbing inside it. She is over the seats and opening the passenger door too for Harley, though Lou is already jumping inside himself! April sits back, dropping her butt down on the driver seat as she puts her hands on the wheel with a big huge smile on her lips. "I love it!" She says inside the car toward Jackson and Harley outside.

She can hear them, of course, and is soon to flip the hood lock with a flick of her wrist. The hood opens up and April is quick to jump back out of the car! Moving around it, she takes her sunglasses off, and tucks them in to the pocket on her outer shirt. She comes around to stand in front of the Camero now, her hands going down to the hood's underside. She lifts it up then and just stares. "Oh my god..." She says with a gasping voice. "It's beautiful..." April says, seeing the engine inside in pristine condition. Mostly. "I've been working with Casey in his shop for the past couple summers now, and he's taught me quite a bit!" April says as she starts to lean down to reach in to the interior to check on a hose line.

And there it is... with the sun shining on her, her outer shirt rising up her slim waistline, her midrif exposed, and her short shorts riding up her long bare legs, April is a sight to behold on this early summer evening, just bent over her new love interest!

Harley Quinn has posed:
Poor Jackson. Fully forgotten for the Camaro.

Harley checks the interior along with the hyenas. "Okay, big enough, back seats for the hyenas. A little spot for Gerti." see? Got to make sure the family can travel together! "Even if it smells like a raccoon died in heah!" accusing tone to Jackson.

But then Harley is stepping out of the car, watching April prance about opening the hood. "Ooooh, I am getting a new video idea..." Harley, entrepreneur extraordinaire.

"Beaucoup bucks. We will even be able to cover the costs of this car!" Which speaking of, they don't even know yet how much it will be!

The clownette grins and wanders over to join April, "Why did I never learn you weah good with engines? I could had used your help!"

April O'Neil has posed:
April is basically nose-deep in the car now as she's fumbling around brushing things off and inspecting stuff while her pink lips mutter quietly to herself at what needs to be replaced. When Harley joins her, April spares a look over at her, showing a grin toward the other woman. "Call it a burgeoning hobby, I guess. They're kinda like building your own computer, in a way..." April says, having done that several times. Her building a PC video is one of her biggest on her Youtube channel in fact, but it could've been the inadvertant cleavage shots she gave the camera while concentrating... who knows.

When April leans back up, she puts her hands on the back of her hips and just stares down at the car.

She grins.

"I love it." She says to Harley before she leans over to give her a big hug! Her eyes look to Jackson then. "How much to have it brought to the garage at my antique shop?" She asks the man all happily!

Harley Quinn has posed:
Harley saw that video! She even took ideas for further videos. Because as was mentioned before, entrepreneur extraordinaire! "See, I am getting an idea now ..." and she wraps one arm around April after the hug, then spreading one hand up into the sky. "You. Me. A camera.." ok this is going well, "The Camaro." getting better! "We repairing it in the hot scorching sun." an appreciative nod.

"Yes, we shall make it happen." She grins at April. Plans are being made!

As for Jackson. He opens his mouth to talk, then sees the eyebrow raising on Harley. "Errrr, we can get you a good deal. Really. Least I can do for letting me off the hook back in Gotham. Even trying to turn a new leaf in my life so .., I got you girls to thank.."

Turns out doing good deeds does compensate sometimes!

April O'Neil has posed:
April lays her head down on Harley's shoulder before smiling. "Don't get any crazy ideas up there." She says to the Clownette before she lifts her head up again. Jackson gets a bitg smile from the auburn haired reporter then who starts to walk toward him. "Come on. I'll hug you too, especially now that I know you're not on any sorta list that I can perv on ya for." She says with a smirk before offering the big blonde man a hug too.

Of course, this gets Lou growling in jealousy before April pulls back and reaches down to pet the top of the Hyena's head. "There there, Loubert." April says before she runs around the car to get in to the driver's seat again.

And then there was squealing! Much squealing!