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All are Welcome at the Harley Hole
Date of Scene: 17 August 2022
Location: The Harley Hole, Gotham
Synopsis: Harley receives some unexpected visits at the Harley Hole. Bebop and Rocksteady!
Cast of Characters: Harley Quinn, Shredder




Harley Quinn has posed:
The Harley Hole.

So named by Yours Truly as a place for henches to go that may be wanting to get out of the hench life and turn over a new leaf. Because if there was anything Harley knew was being an hench and coming out of that 'job occupation'. Or at least that's what she convinces herself! It all started with an old, abandoned circus place in Gotham. Like so many things in this city the laughter had left it and what was left was ruins and silence. The place was very much still a ruin but at least it wasn't much of a silence anymore, not when Harley was around at least. And tonight was one of those days!

She had gone back to her Harlequina suit for tonight, black and red, the jester's cap. The pale face over ruby lips. She was sitting atop a unicorn. One of those rides that go round and round. Of course that this one doesn't work anymore but it doesn't mean she can't be sitting there. Next to her is a large bloke of a man.

"Nah, Frank. I am tellin' ya. Everyone can get out of the shithole that is being an hench. I mean look at me! And uh ..., sorry about the broken arm those months ago, eh?" the man grumbles but nods.

Speakers have been put on one side of the place and there's music blasting out of it with a few more people walking around. Henches most likely. They talk between themselves, or just hang. It's a safe place for henches after all. No one here bothers them or they risk the wrath of a Harley Quinn!

Shredder has posed:
    Duck and enter. Another duck and enter. Both Bebop and Rocksteady are far larger than your average door way, and they seem to have become adept at turning themselves to fit through the average entrance. The giant mutants most certainly stand out, after all, they are enormous mutant animals. They glance around. "Hey, Bop, youse was right, this might be a good idea," the Rhino says as he looks around.
    "Yeah, wonder if they got anything to eat here," Bebop adds. "The place is a nice change from all those kids at the Foot place. Maybe they got decent beer."

Harley Quinn has posed:
While Gotham is sort of animal-themed with all the Bat people around, the penguins, the uh ..., Ivys and, mmm, uh.., sewer crocodiles, it isn't particularly ready to just look past what are two very large, very mutant-like rhino and warthog. Eyes go to them. Some look around .... a LOT start leaving the premises. Maybe they are enforcers sent by some nefarious criminal that are here to take care of the Harley Hole once and for all! And they don't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Harley notices the two coming in, "Holy shit, it's a unicorn!" she says of Rocksteady. Maybe inspired due to she actually being riding one right now! So she springs up to her feet.

"Anyway, just hang around Frank! One step at a time, have ya tried callin' Frannie again? Maybe do that, mmm?" With Frannie being the guy's girlfriend..

A moment later though she is walking over to meet the two new people. "WELCOME!!!" she approaches, arms open to the side. "To the Harley Hole." big, beamy smile.

"I am Harley Quinn.." The jester doing a brief twirl, "Former master of disaster and now on the way to recovery."

Shredder has posed:
    Rocksteady and Bebop both look simultaneously to Harley's introduction. "I'm Bebop, and this is Rocksteady. Please'd ta meetcha. Former?" Bebop asks. "What happened, somebody mess you up? That sucks."

    "Yeah," Rocksteady agrees. "It's okay, we may look unstoppable, but sometimes we don't get everything done that the boss wants."

    "Unless it's just breakin' stuff," Bebop points out to Rocksteady.

    "Oh yeah, for sure," Rocksteady ammends. "If it's breakin' stuff we always make that happen." There's a mutual chuckle. "We probably don't gotta work as hard as you to make it happen though, you're kinda small. Do you have like super powahs or somethin' like that? Or bombs and stuff?"

Harley Quinn has posed:
"Nah, I messed HIM up!" Harley calls out to them. And yea right, Harley. Keep telling yourself that. It's not as if the Joker still isn't a thorn on your side. And on your front and ..., everywhere.

"Anyway, that's a weird name for a unicorn." she says of Rocksteady, "But I dig it. Sounds like one of those infamous duos.." she opens her arms to the sky (more like the ruined ceiling), "Bebop and Rocksteady, breaking stuff .., and hearts.., everywhere they go!" hands rest on her hips and she nods her understanding as they talk about working for a boss.

"I mean, who doesn't like a lil mayhem, amirite?" She winks at them and gestures to the corner where there's a rather huge hammer resting against a wall. Can Harley even lift that thing? She looks way too small for it...

"And o' course I got bombs too! I mean, everyone should carry a shrapnel grenade everywhere they go. Sometimes things just need to go. But...! As I was sayin' ya came to the right place.." she goes forward to tap both of them in the shoulders in a comforting manner. "It takes a lotta courage ta get out of the clutches of our bosses and say enough is enough. Glad ya takin' that first step."

Whatever is Harley talking about?

Shredder has posed:
    "A unicorn?" Rocksteady's ears perk up curiously. "Uhh, I'm a Rhino," he points out.

    "Oh, I always got grenades," Bebop says, opening his vest. There are three hanging inside. Yep, he just always has them kicking around. "I mostly only use them though if I can't reach somethin'. More fun to smash it myself. Uh...first step of what?" he asks.

    "I think she means like askin' for benefits, like retirement or somethin'," Rocksteady says. "We really should ask about that. Plannin' for the future is really important."

Harley Quinn has posed:
A rhino?! "Uhh, that's a weird rhino for a Rocksteady." Is Harley's counter when Rocksteady clarifies that he is no unicorn. Whatever she means with that! Never lose too much time thinking about Harley words. She does smile though and when Bebop opens his vest her eyes light up.

"Ooooh, you got some o' my favorite!" And she invades Bebop's personal space to brush her fingers on one of the grenades. "Ah yes, the type 4 fragmentation grenade. We've had fun in the past, yes we have, haven't we..?" Is she talking to the grenade? Of course. But soon enough her attention is back to the two mutants.

"Yup, retirement. Turning a new leaf.." A beat, "Ivy loves it when I use that saying...", big grin and then she continues, "Lettin' go of the shackles of oppression. Because I am tellin' ya, I was like you, seein' no future in what I was doin', woiking foh a man that didn't see me as a person, but just as a tool. And one day when I escaped Arkham I just said no moouh! And I found some help.." she opens her arms, "And you two came to the right place for the same thing!"

Shredder has posed:
    "Oh, that's no good," Rocksteady says, "You gotta always love doin' what you doin."

    Bebop seems quite happy to let Harley into his personal space. Yep, he does smell like a warthog. He punches Rocksteady with a waggle of his eyebrows, as if he's accomplished something by having a girl this close to him of their own accord. "I kinda like workin' for the Foot," he admits.

    "Yeah, that's not so bad. I mean, not many folks want us around, it's good to be needed. Be makin' a difference. You know, for kids and stuff." They both laugh at their inside joke.

    "Yeah, we're a couple'a regular role models!"

Harley Quinn has posed:
The Foot? "The what now?" Harley makes a face at the two of them with that kind of look that's telling she isn't too sure about those. "I mean, don't get me wrong, I like a good mani-pedi but I hope you two ain't those kinda foot fetishists.." she looks around a moment and leans closer. "But if you are there's this cool OnlyFans site that may have a video or two on it.. I will get you guys the link.."

Hmph, Harley doing a shameless plug of hers and April's channel on OnlyFans. Is she for real though? Foot fetish videos? Maybe not. She's a clownette after all!

"Well, you two don't look like role models just yeeeeet...." She then assesses them, hand up on her chin, foot tapping on the ground. "But you could be if you wanted." a beat, "Is that what you want? Be role models? Good?" serious question now! And who knows.., maybe it's a deep secret in one of them!

Shredder has posed:
    "Nah, it's a groupa ninjas and stuff," Rocksteady says. "I like boobs personally." He actually points at Harley's as if he needed to define the fact.

    "Butt for me," Bebop adds candidly. Turns out they aren't just alike after all.

    "Yeah we are, we helpin kids to uh... learn to bust stuff up," Rocksteady declares. "Real good work we doin'," he says with a snicker.

Harley Quinn has posed:
"Ah, boobs and butt. You two together make the perfect man!" Harley says before pondering a moment, "Or the perfect Rhinothog." there, now she mixed them both together. "Warcorn?" Warthog + Unicorn. She perhaps loses way too longer looking for that perfect mix between the duo but then she just shrugs. "We will stay with Rhinothog!"

That they then seem to sort of scoff about the ways of redemption makes Harley mmmm, "I see you two are still in denial. But it's okay. You got heah, you took that first step. It's all a process. In the meantime there's beah.." She looks over shoulder. "FRANK! BEEEEER!" damn her voice can go really high when she wants to. Specially as it echoes all over the abandoned circus.

"And you guys know you will always be welcome heah ta talk or hang out. Ya know! One day at a time."