3554/Honey, I am home!!

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Honey, I am home
Date of Scene: 24 September 2020
Location: April's Apartment
Synopsis: Casey meets Harley Quinn, the luv doctor with important love advice for Casey's life. And then they go save the President from being kidnapped by ninjas. True story!
Cast of Characters: Harley Quinn, Casey Jones




Harley Quinn has posed:
Ufff, life for Harley has been a neverending spiral of new things and events... Literally! Meeting this new villainess with a creepy body shop that's turning into one of her BFFs, then being around Titan's tower, or re-visiting Gotham. It's tiring being Harley Quinn...!!!

But there's one thing that Harley knows for sure. She has her sanctum here in April's apartment, her refuge, where she can just relax and take a breather with her roommate. She has been taking quite a liking to living here actually so it's with quite the enthusiastic shout that she announces her arrival. The door opens all of a sudden and she stomps in, opening her arms wide.

"Honey, I am home!" so dramatic this one. The big wide grin on her lips, the tight white t-shirt and shorts, mis-matched sneakers. Yep, Harley Quinn.

Casey Jones has posed:
Casey had been prepared for the clown, told by the turtles and April, but it's not like seeing a creature of mayhem for the first time. His bag is by the door packed up, ready to go, filled with food and supplies. His mask is bent hanging out of the trash, his hockey sticks, golf clubs, all of his supplies sold at the pawnshop, and he is changing his life. Swung by April's to say bye, but she aint' around, so he just fixed a bunch of stuff, as he leaps to his feet at the door, excited for her, but no, it's the clown. "Yo, I'm Casey Jones, ya Harley rights?"

Friendly enough, but something is off about this man, as he moves forward, thrusting his right mitt out towards her with a grin."Aint' think we got that pleasure yet, and I guess April's on and off again, man or something. She is going to visit me up at the Jones Farm, land in a few days, getaway or something. Cause, that where I'm go myself."

Harley Quinn has posed:
The bag by the door is noticed. That's unusual.. And then she spots Casey. Harley lifts a brow. "Ok ..., this looks like the start o' some porno.." she looks around a moment as if looking for April. "She ain't around? And uh, ya ain't one o' those tindah matches are ya? I did well by her, she got a lotta hits." on Tinder that is. But then the man goes about introducing himself and she nods, her pigtails bobbing.

"Yep, the one and only." she takes the man's hand for a mighty shake. And really, there's strength on that one. But right now she is curious, watching the man's posture, how it doesn't all feel right. She lets out a mmmmm, "Off and on man, eh?" then a cackle escaping her lips when he mentions a visit up on Jones farm.

"I see what ya mean by on and off!" crude... But she makes it up with a wink. "Well, good luck to yoh. She deserves somethin good."

Casey Jones has posed:
"I'm trying to get back on the on-again, she is a well.....the love of my life. Suppose ya gots to know Miss. Quinn." Casey shakes that hand in the grip of power, not quite matching the clowness. "Ain't no porn at least not staring us, not my goal." Grins with a boyish look, as he brushes back that long hair from his face, as his teeth bite his bottom lip, as he walks back to the couch to sink into it, with a throwing his hands behind his head, as he kicks up his feet on the table."Yeah, April deserve the world; she is just one of dem, chicas that make you got like wowsa wowsa woooie. Like outta dis world, but ya her roomie, and bestie I hear so I guess ya get it."

Casey goes for the remote, as he is about to turn on the TV, but then he drops it down on beside him on the couch after thinking better of it."So, how ya two know each other, aint' heard dat tale yet, Harley?"

Harley Quinn has posed:
"Awwww, love is so beautiful sometimes!" Harley exclaims, holding her hands together in front of her. But she cackles again soon after, striding across the room to a closed door. She unlocks it, squatting down and opens it just slightly. Suddenly a rather big head is seen. An hyena head, teeth bared, looking at Casey.

"Down Lou!" She baps the hyena on the nose, making it whimper and retreat. "I sweah, you two just get toooo hungry." she reaches into her pack, taking out a big piece of meat wrapped up on some paper and tosses it in before closing the door behind her.

"They get ravenous when they hungry."

"And yep, April is all that and moouh! She is a supah bestie." In the meantime she makes way to the kitchen, dropping her bag there. "As foh how we know each otha, mmm.." she furrows her brows. It had been a while, and it's not like her memory has been that great. "Well.., I sorta just invaded her home once. Got in through a window." she points to a big window on the living room.

"And she didn't just kick me out even knowin who I was so ..., it just sorta went from theah."

Casey Jones has posed:
"That's cuse, Apes, is the best Harls, she is so good. Takes care of the broken, the battered, she likes leads a parade of us or something!" Casey leaps up, watching the hyens with a wicked little chuckle as he grins at Harley."Dem, are cool as all get out, maybe ya can bring em to my farm, and like let em hunt stuff, get em fresh air and shit. Got this farm, I'm start stay outta there, get my head on right ya know."

With that Casey is reaching in his jacket, to produce an old-timey picture of him hanging out with a cow, and then another showing an old-timey farmhouse."I mean, they took these on like real film, cause my unces, is all about that classic living and stuff, he was a cool dude. Aint' been out there since my pops died and shit."

Harley Quinn has posed:
"Hey, who you callin broken?" Harley's eyebrow shoots up at Casey and she shakes her head a little. Nope, not broken! Though the suggestion about visiting the farm makes her seem surprised. "Careful with invitin' me, I don't need ta be asked twice! And suwah, I can get them theah to hunt. They awhe on a strictly no humans diet now. But otha animals, suwah." while still on the kitchen she peeks inside the fridge, scavenging out two beers and wandering back to the room. She tosses one to Casey.

Just in time to see that picture too, squinting her eyes. "What's makin' you go back to the farm?" She inquires, making way to then sink herself in the couch.

"Back to yoh roots or somethin'?"

Casey Jones has posed:
That beer is grabbed, the top is popped, as he is about to sip it, he stops, the foam is going down his shirt, as he shakes his head. That beer is set it down in front of the couch as he speaks softly."I'm having issues, and the city's noise aint's helping me focus; it's making me crazy, making me not good. I'm try to be good for Apes, she asked me to stop something, and to do it I need a cleans head, so no more boozing, no more.....of it."

Casey nods slowly, as he grins at Harley trying to say stuff that he can't think of how to be subtle, goddammit where be a turtles when ya a needs one."I mean, yeah, and I'm clean the head with fresh air and hard work, ya know. I do the hard work here, but the air is loud and aint' fresh no bit, I own a garage, and do like handyman stuffs, and shit."

Harley Quinn has posed:
"Know how that can be." Harley bobs her head back and forth. "The voices tellin' ya ta kill." yep she knows all about it! "Why I took a break from Gotham.." and from Mistah J too, but no need to go there! "What did she tell ya to stop doin'? Leavin' yoh shoes around? The toilet seat up? I mean she can be a demandin' roommate, if ya know what I mean..!" a toothy grin on her expression.

Her own beer gets popped open and she takes a long drink before her feet come up and she sprawls them on the table in front of the sofa. "Aaahhhh. And so, yoh own a garage." she eyes the man up and down.

"She always liked guys that awhe good with theah hands, if ya know what I mean." another little wink of teasing and she finally asks. "How did ya two get togetha?"

Casey Jones has posed:
"Trouble, bonding, love with time, ya know normal NYC shit." Casey nods slowly as he thinks for a moment, teeth biting his bottom lip."She told me to stop doing somethang, that all. I ain't know ya good enough to like; be likes an open book and shit, sorry. But yeah, it's like a hazard to my health, and like what made us like break up and shit, so I'm trying to get my gal back, and that means being better and shit. Not drugs, that is for loser, like Bad Dudes says, when ya boot it up."

Casey nods at the wisdom of Bad Dudes, so much knowledge in that single game, so many life lessons, punch em first, use a bat, and you will win. But he prefers double dragon, but that ain't as catchy to say as bad dudes."Are you a bad enough dude to save the president Harley? Ever play dat game, I still got it on the nes back at my place, so good!"

Harley Quinn has posed:
"Shit, I never heard o' Bad Dudes. On the nes? I know Double Dragon I guess, a few othas.." Harley shakes her head at it but does seem curious. Not many games she hasn't tried. "Theah's some arcade games by the pizza joint me and Apes normally go to." she informs the man. "I have the recoahd on Outrun, just lettin' ya know." is that a challenge on her tone?

"But anyway, yoh sound a bit obsessed. And trust me, I should know!" she says. "So, like, don't try ta be all ovah her, yea? She likes her space!" another drink of her beer. "Just an advice from aunty Harley!"

"And funny that you say that! I think ah saved ouah next president's life already! Out in that fetishist club." she vaguely gestures with her hands. "Hellfiwah!" but that seems like it'd be a story for another time.

Her expression sobers a bit and she looks directly at Casey now, a bit creepily even and she leaning in slooowly. "So, I think this is the time that I tell ya that if you hurt her...."

Casey Jones has posed:
"That I will let you gut me, string it up in Arkham, and burn my corpses. I agree, I ain't gonna fuck up this time, at least on purpose. I'm kinda an idiot, so make sure I know it first before ya kill me, Aunt Harley." Casey nods slowly, looking away from the clown for a moment, as he is going to be open, for once."I aint' good upstairs, I aint' so good at knowing what I do all the time, and shit. But, I know this. I love Apes, more than anythang, and I will give her space, yeah, and I mean she is busy and amazing, able to change the world. But, she already changed mine and I.....wish I could say it right."

Nods slowly, as he leaps to his feet as he grins at Harley for a moment, as he thinks for a moment."I aint' like a wordy guy or like a smart man, but I'm tough as a fucker, and I can swing my bat good, and play mean hockey, and like good at games and video games, but liek this emotion shit, and like thinking.....I'm a failure." His eyes looking away now towards the window, as his teeth finding his bottom lip chewing it slowly, as he nods again."I'm trying and shit, but dat's just like not something pops or people around me do, but ya know old doggies learn new tricks, when they wanna be better doggies or somethang"

Harley Quinn has posed:
"Nah, that's too mainstream.." This Harley about how Casey thinks she will deal with him. She shakes her head. "It will involve a soap, a stick of bamboo and some clippahs.. The rest I leave ta yoh imagination." dun dun duuuun! And to top it all off she has a rather malevolent smile on her lips now. Maybe she is imagining it now. But ah well, it disappears as quickly as it came. "And yea, yea. So yoh a little crazy. Everyone is, no big deal. Just gotta play with the chips yoh were given, right?"

The rest of her beer is drained fully and she looks at the tv a moment, "Just gotta have attitude and confidence. Secret ta everythin!" which seems like something she has in abundance.

"First, you need to go with flowahs. Some nice ones. She likes yellow, so get her some yellow ones." she says. "And don't go around sayin you a failure around her, oh with that self-pity bullshit that lotsa guys like to do. It's tirin' as shit. Just be cool, and she will be cool back!"

Harley Quinn, Love Doctor.

Casey Jones has posed:
"Okay, got it, good advice and shit.....I'm go grab my tv, and my need me some bad dudes, will ya be my playa two." Casey leaps up excited as he nods towards Harley throwing up a thumbs up to show yeah he gots this and shit."Yeah, stay here,I'll be back my truck is like out front." With that, Casey is leaping for the door, opening it down, and out the shop, not even waiting for her to respond, a playa 2 it's been too long, games and friends, all that good stuff. Damn, Harley is like so cool!

Harley Quinn has posed:
"It's not good advice!" Harley calls out. "It's Doctah Quinn's advice! Ya bettah take it ta heart and do what I tell ya. Oh else!" soap, bamboo stick, clippers... Yep, she explained it earlier what would happen.. And then Casey is running off the house. Well, that's something..

"What a crazy dude!" She exclaims, getting up to her feet and making way to her room. She opens the door to let the hyenas out and join in the living room. Now that they are fed they seem a lot more docile, ambling out. "Did ya miss mommy, did ya?" she sits on the floor with her hyenas while waiting, making sure to give them all the cuddles!

Yes, she is a sucker for her babies.

Casey Jones has posed:
Casey is back quickly, he aint' too far, and he doesn't mind speeding for a gaming session, as he grabs his NES and his old CTV as he is running for the door, opening it quickly, hip checking it open, as he closes it with his left foot, up the stairs as he unlocks the door bursting in with the gear, as he is looking for a plug, starting to set up it four old pads, hanging from his belts, as he starts to grin at Harley."Only two of dem, work good, and I aint remember which, so trial and error and then we game!"

As he grins, plugging in two of them, as he brings out that classic Bad Dudes!"This is it, Harley, this is bad dudes. I also grabbed double dragon 3; I ain't able to find one or two; I love dem games. They kept me chill as a kiddo and stuff." With that, he flicks on the switch for the system, as it boots up with a wicked little chuckle, as he loads in the game, watching her as the tv flickers on to life, but it's all static, his right hand is coming up to bash down, as the screen flickers to the life of the game!

Harley Quinn has posed:
"Rosetta stone!" Harley's eyes literally light up when Casey mentions Double Dragon 3. Yes, she knows that one at least. Never say Harley can't hang with all the nerds! And after some admonishing on her hyenas to be quiet and to not eat Casey she turns her focus on the game. Sitting on the floor, legs folded under her, sneakers thrown aside so she is only with socks...

She takes the controller. "Let's kick some ass!" as the game starts up and the 'plot' starts rolling. "Shit, ninjas aftah the president?!" she grins wickedly. "Nevah say I didn't do a good deed eh?"

And then it's time to do some serious ass kicking on some ninjas... Vanilla Ice would be proud.