3589/Cold Turkey

Cold Turkey
Date of Scene:	27 September 2020
Location:	Kami's Penthouse
Synopsis:	Horikoshi Kobei just got on the smite list.
Cast of Characters:	Sally Houki, Kaminari

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Sally Houki has posed:
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt.

Kami was texted, of course, that Sally was going to come by. And regardless of whether she responded in an affirmative or negative, there's the loud, obnoxious buzzer that tells the Goddess that Sally is here, waiting to be buzzed in by her so that she can check on her.

Sally seems pensive, today, but she has a bug under her arm. No dobut something she's hoping might distract her!

Kaminari has posed:
Kaminari is her usual self in most respects, she may have decided to give up cocaine but she's still hung over and smoking her kiseru pipe when she answers the door. The goddess of rock is dressed in a simple black silk robe for lounging that offers a rather stark contrast to her long white hair, apparently having no engagements today she hasn't bothered with getting properly dressed.

"Hello Utsumi-chan, what brings you by?" She asks as she leans in the doorframe.

Sally Houki has posed:
"I was hoping to see you, actually! I was, you knowq, thinking you might be bored or something."

She holds the bag out towards her. "It's for you," she declares. "Also, I had Heidi make cupcakes for you." She is, of course, dressed about as eccentrically as ever.

Kaminari has posed:
"Well cupcakes are always a welcome surprise! Come in come in." Kaminari herds Sally into the Penthouse suite allowing the door to close behind her and the security locks to re-arm themselves before moving to the sitting area about the coffee table. She settles herself into one of the large plush overstuffed chairs and crosses her legs exhaling a long stream of white smoke. "Please have a seat, relax. Today is a day for relaxing. I actually have an entire day all to myself. Making music is quite enjoyable but everything that goes with it is just so very /busy/."

Sally Houki has posed:
"I had the best idea," says Sally.

Oh no.

"I sorted through a *whole* bunch of manga with Kaminari inspired characters in them and then went and GOT them! I thought it'd be fun."

OH NO SALLY WHAT ARE YOU DOING. The duffel bag. It is full of manga. That has various 'Kaminaris' in them. Even My Hero Academia has a Kaminari, after all, if its not THE Kaminari.

Kaminari has posed:
Kaminari's smile wanes a bit and she takes another long pull from her kiseru, inhaling the smoke of whatever opiate is currently smoldering in it. "Ah yes, humans just love to reimagine me as if the real me just isn't enough for them they require all of these absurd charicatures. Granted Amaterasu and Su-Chan have it worse." She smiles at that thought. And yes she just referred to Susano'O Lord of the Sea and Storms, Slayer of the Yamata no Orochi, as 'Su-Chan'.

Sally Houki has posed:
OF course, the duffel bag also contains cupcakes. They're not even squished. She paid enough attention to manage that. So the mangas are dumped on Kami's coffee table haphazaqrdly and the cupcakes are produced and she holds on out to Kami, because of course, these always help.

Su-...chan?" She got it, after a moment. It took a moment. She had to realize who she was talking about.

Kaminari has posed:
"Su-chan, yes. My younger brother. One of the triplets that do most of the governing for the Amatsu-Kami. He's not annoying like Ama-tan. She hates being called that by the way." Kaminari reaches for one of the cupcakes and takes a bit making 'mmmm' noises as she chews, "These are delicious as always." she informs Sally before reaching for one of the manga volumes and giving it a critical look, "Well this Fairytail one doesn't seem completely silly at least, though they spelled Fairy Tale wrong." The pun seems lost on her.

Sally Houki has posed:
"I think in the unlikely even I ever meet him, I will definitely not call him that," says Sally, "I don't think I could get away with it. For one, I am not that cute." She is totally cute, though. "And two, I am not related to him." She picks up a cupcake and grabs a fairy tale volume. "I think there's a reason it's spelled wrong but I dunno I haven't read it yet." She has no idea. She hasn't paid enough attention to these beyond the fact that they exist.

Kaminari has posed:
Kaminari nods in agreement with Sally, "That would probably be for the best, he might toss you into an ocean volcano or something if you did. You should definitely call my sister Ama-Tan though, everyone should." Even though she just finished saying Amaterasu hates that, though really that's probably the reason. "Also Sally you are very cute, also modest."

She finishes her first cupcake and looks at the piles of manga again, "What the fuck, this one is a boy!" My Hero Academia seems to have displeased her with its Kaminari. "Who comes up with this shit?! Horikoshi Kohei is going on my smite list." ...does she really have a smite list? It can be hard to tell when she is joking.

Sally Houki has posed:
"Really?" says Sally, leaning over to have a look. "You make such a cute boy," she adds, brightly, "Though maybe that one is not literally meant to be you?" She goes to pick up one of the My Hero Academica mangas and have a glimpse through5 it. She loses interest quickly, though, and adds, "I am a *little* cute."

Kaminari has posed:
"Utsumi-chan, You're fucking adorable." Kaminari replies as if it is a divine decree before turning her attention back to the manga and another cupcake. "Ah this, this one seems accurate. Kamisama Ga Hajimemashita. They call me Princess Narukami but that's one of my names, too. White hair, divine wrath, perfect. This Julietta Suzuki pleases me."

Sally Houki has posed:
"Well, if a goddess tells you that you're fucking adorable, I guess you are," remarks Sally in a way that indicates she accepts it even if she doesn't quite grasp that she's all that cute. She does give a nod, though, and picks up another one of the managa once Kami is done looking at it. "Well, there you go then," she agrees. "Read that one! They're all for you to read anyway. And, of course, to eat cupcakes over."