767/Two Hyenas and a Clownette walk into a vet

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Two Hyenas and a Clownette walk into a vet
Date of Scene: 26 March 2020
Location: Vet somewhere in New York
Synopsis: Harley takes Bud and Lou to the vet... Robert is assistin' with butt stuff (temperature takin') an' April comes back to pick the trio up to take home. (Bud, Lou, an' Harls... Robert can't come yet)
Cast of Characters: Robert Marksman, Harley Quinn, April O'Neil




Robert Marksman has posed:
Robert Marksman has talked to one of the Vets in town who deal with a bit more of the exotic animals and pets you encounter in this crazy world. and is chatting with the Doctor while waiting for the next patient. "Yea, I know it is a bit odd to ask to observe you a bit with me being a normal Doctor. The thing is I do volunteer work at a clinic in Bushwick, at a clinic that specializes with mutants. We have had a few who have had mutations that are similar to animalistic features, and thought maybe spending a few days observing and helping here might help prepare me for it.

Harley Quinn has posed:
"BUD! Stop jerkin' the leash, I know ya don't like't, but I'm still questionable on the legality of walkin' hyenas down the sidewalk wit'out one..." Enter Harley Quinn and company. The pair of slavoring hyenas are cackling at one another and nipping playfully as they pull the tiny woman behind them. Blonde hair with blue/pink dyed tips bob slightly in high pig-tails, while she's wearing a croptop t-shirt with a picture of Joker getting his brains blown out with a POW gun. Also a pair of booty shorts that ride right up into her asscrack like bad toilet paper.

Her sneakers are platforms and calf high, but look like custom converse and she's got a black leather jacket thrown over with chains and spikes and a big Smiley Face on the back. "'Scuse me, I made an appointment.. yer receptionist said tha'.." Side glancing Robert, "Move ovah, god, it's mah turn..." Snarly smiling giggling yippy hyenas nipping at one another as she muscles right up to the counter. "Wheah was I?"

OH RIGHT!

"I got an appointment... Ha'lee Quin... but it might be unnah Harleen Quinzel or maybe April O'Neil... I don't remembah.. but it's definitely fer Bud an' Lou... This is Bud an' Lou."

Robert Marksman has posed:
Robert Marksman will step aside for a moment looking the woman over slowly. His mind bringing stories he has read about the woman, to mind, he attire causing his body to tell his brain those stories don't matter. He though offers her a smile and says "I am assisting the doctor some today." The Doctor looks a bit cautious with how active the two hyenas are. "Um yes Miss Quinn, this is your first visit here I believe, can you get Bud or Lou up on the table, and will they stay still for the examination, or do we need either restraints or tranqualizers?"

Harley Quinn has posed:
Harley glances over at Robert with one squinting eye, nose all wrinkled up curiously, "Yer helpin' the doctor.. okay, whatevah man, jus' don't hurt my babies'er I'm replacin' them with you." She yanks the leash to get Bud from sniffing at Robert's crotch, "That's rude! Don't do tha' wit-out permissions... Sorry, he's frisky... wheahs the room?" She wonders, glancing around until an assistant directs her. "Up.. up..." Patting the table, both of the hyenas leap up there easily and settle down after snapping their jaws at one another, curled up together. "They's well behaved dahlings... So ya gonna put tha themometer in their ass'er... how's this werk? Is it full service? Do they get a happy endin'? I aint nevah done a vet befoah."

Robert Marksman has posed:
Robert Marksman will back a bit at the sniffing and watches as they both get up there. The Doctor looks over and says "Well yes Dr. Marksman will need to take their temperature, and need to check their vital signs." Yup the doctor just basiclly through Robert under the buss while he is here . "No happy endings, only for ladies, and bipedal intelligent ones at that" He adds realizing it could be taken wrong here. "So, I gotta.. oh thanks." He looks to Harley, and says "You think you can keep them calm for it, Bud here first?"

Harley Quinn has posed:
"Right heah in the room?" Harley asks of the vet, grinning across the examination table while kneeling down to rub both hands into Bud's jowels, "I mean yah jus' give'em a tug right on tha table, doc? Tha' ladies I mean... aint tha' kinna unsanitary'er suh'n? I aint judgin', ya run yer business howevah ya want.." Glancing sideways at Robert, "So yer tha bitch, are ya? Aight, well tha don't like bein' touch't by surprise.. especially naht by strangahs.. so let'em know befoah, okay? An' if they bit yah fingah ouf, tha' was definitely somehow yer fault..." She waits a very long, pregnant pause, "I'm jus' kiddin', they don't attack unless I give the kill command, which is-" Someone better stop her from saying it.

Robert Marksman has posed:
Robert Marksman will look to her and says "Not needed now, no that command should probably stay a secret so others don't get the boys in trouble.' He will move around bringing his hand to let the animal smell him "And no not the bitch, just gotta do the shit work if I want to learn a bit more, ok maybe a little bit the bitch." He will say to her "So, if I may as, how did you end up with the boys here?" The Doctor just shales his head standing back letting Robert handle this unless he is needed/

Harley Quinn has posed:
"Well..." Harley accepts Robert's explanation of things only cus he agreed that he was, in fact, at least slightly, the bitch right now. Tapping a finger against her pale white nose, "A few ye-ahs ago, me'n Mistah J... tha's the Jokah... me'n Mistah J was gonna blow up the Gotham City Zoo, but they was havin' this natural African expose or suh'n like that, I don't really pay so much attention when he goes ovah them details, cus he jus' keeps talkin an' talkin' an' talkin..." Making little gabby hands to simulate someone running their mouth, which she is quite guilty of currently.

"Anyhows, he was off plant'n bombs aroun' the lion exibits, an' I seen these two gorgeous lil babies all cage't up.. so's I says to'em, y'all wanna come home wit me?" Making the cutesy face at the pair of Hyenas who lap at her with big thick tongues, "An' they both giggle't... which is fuckin' cute, right? So how do I not take'em home... anyhow, tha's how I got'em.. but it's okay, they wasn't stolen... I left an Ey Oh You fer the ownah.. which I will definitely one day repay, scouts onnah."

Robert Marksman has posed:
Robert Marksman nods, and once the heyna has his scent he will pet the creature letting his hand move farther down each time he does this "You may want to get yourself a licenses for them if you can, so not to get grief, you have been trying to do things more on the helping people would hate to see people give a lovely lady like yourself a hard time for something like that." He does reach for one of the thermometer and his other hand starts guiding Bud's tail up.

Harley Quinn has posed:
"They offah hyena licenses?" Harley asks, still petting Bud with the tips of her fingers digging into his muzzle just in the spot he likes it. Carely about watchin' Robert, case he tries ta get fresh with her baby... "They'll give ya a license fer anything these days wont they?" Doing her best to keep the animal occupied. Poor bastahd.

Robert Marksman has posed:
Robert Marksman will give bud the thrust after making sure it is going to be as painless as possible "Well exotic animals, I am not sure if hyenas would normally be ok, but I imagine you know some people might be able to help. "So what brings you with them here today?"

Harley Quinn has posed:
"Oh, yeah, I gue- BUD!" Harley grabs hold't to his leash to keep him from jerking his head around, "Sal'right baby boy, he's jus' puttin' somethin' in yer butt tah check yer temperature.." Glancing up at Robert, "He don't much like it I don't think..." Smirking, since that's real obvious right about now, aint it? "Oh, yeah, guess tha's important.. they been makin' these real big dookies.. an' I think there was some seeds in it, but I aint been bringin' nothin' around wit seeds.. an' I sure don't let'em eat vegitable, cus tha's gross."

Robert Marksman has posed:
Robert Marksman will look over and the doctor will ask "You bring any samples of it?" Robert will wait while Harly is distracted by the doctor, and will engage his x-ray vision and thought it maybe gross, he checks out their digestive tracts with it.

Harley Quinn has posed:
"Did I bag up poop an' bring't with me? No... look at'em, they're full of it.. an' ya give'em a few minutes they're gonna squirt it all ovah this examination room..." Bud yips cackling with his head leaning up against Harley's shoulder, while she strokes a hand down his neck, "It's okay.. yesss it's okay, good boy.. ya can't kill'em fer takin' yer temp.. no.. no you cant."

Robert Marksman has posed:
Robert Marksman nods a moment and will remove it checking it and then cleans up, moving to let the other animal smell him, and looks over to Harley "What exactly have you been feeding them if I may ask." He is actually being a bit more serious now that he is doing real doctoting

Harley Quinn has posed:
"Huh? Food... pizza mostly." Harley admits, not even sounding like she's ashammed to admit it, moving from Bud to Lou, rubbing her fingers into his muzzle. "We's got a lot of pizza layin' aroun' the apartment, but my roommate ordered them some expensive puppy chow stuff from amazon, which she says is suppose't be moah healthy... I unno, I eat pizza an' I'm fine."

Robert Marksman has posed:
Robert Marksman nods, and says "Your very fine, but yea you need to keep them to the chow and meat. If your wanting to treat hem you can get scraps from the butcher, and am sure they would like it even more than pizza." He give Lou similar treatment preparing him and then yup temp time.

Harley Quinn has posed:
"Are you flirtin' wit me, mistah vet assistant man?" Harley asks with a big red grin. For once her makeup isn't all smeared, but pain stakingly applied.. as for the boys, she looks down at'em, "Ya hear that? They said I can give'ya scraps'uh meat! How excitin' is tha'?!" Lou is a lot less vocal, whining more than trying to snap around and bite Robert, nuzzling his muzzle into Harley's shoulder cutely. "Awww, it's okay... yer' gonna be okay."

Robert Marksman has posed:
Robert Marksman looks over and says "Well, I was a bit but I think I would want to finish this bit at least before I continue." He offers her a smile, and says "You do care quite a lot for these two don't you?" He says checking lou's temp

Harley Quinn has posed:
"Try tha' again, cus I didn't unnah stand wha' ya said..." Harley says to Robert, still petting Lou, who continues to whimper and cackle because that's how Hyenas be soundin'. "Preferrably when ya don't got a themometer in mah babies butthole."

Robert Marksman has posed:
Robert Marksman finishes that and washes his hands again and then comes around to the front end of the animals, and says "I said your hot, you care for your babies here," He squts down to be on mouth level with Lou "Can you get him to keep his mouth open, and would you like to go out sometime?"

Harley Quinn has posed:
"Oh, yeah, I'm definitely hot..." Harley agrees with a bemused grin, brows bouncing at Robert, as he wraps around the front of the table... to be asked out. "Well tha' was quick... Most guys have already seen me nake't befoah they ask me on a date.. I guess ya /kinna/ went foah the hyenas buttholes? Ya sure ya don't wanna date onnah them?"

RING RING RING BANANA PHOOOOONE... BANANA PHOOOOONE.

"Hold on, tha's my roommate..." Flipping her phone out to lay against her shoulder, tickling the underside of Lou's chin to get him to lully his tongue out, "Heya pun'kin, wha's up? Open ya mouth, Lou... stop lickin' my fingah... We're at the vet." To, presumably, April.

April O'Neil has posed:
April is driving the Channel Six news van. She just dropped Vernon off at a dentist appointment and she's got the van for the rest of the evening. When Harley answers, she holds the phone up and speaks in to it while driving with one hand - irresponsible! "Heeeey." April says over the phone. "The Vet?" She asks. "What happened?" She's suddenly terrified that someone or something hurt one of the Hyenas that she's gotten to care for, at least in some capacity, as much as that surprises even her. "Which Vet are you at? I've got the van, I can come right over."

Robert Marksman has posed:
Robert Marksman will continue to examine the heyna, He does not say much while the lady is on the phone. He actually lets her talk in piece, after a moment, he will ask "Get Bud here to let me have a look as well."

Harley Quinn has posed:
"Oh, they're okay I think... right?" Harley says to the phone and to Robert, muddying the conversation waters by carrying on two of them at the same time as if it's absolutely no thing to her to have mutliple voices playing out simultaneously. She probably has plenty of them rattling on constantly in her head anyways. "They was makin' them gawd awful shits in'a hallway, an' then I found seed in't when I was cleanin' up... so's I figgah't I ort ta bring'em to tha vet.. We're ovah on fifth, right aroun' from Angelos." To April, presumably, unless Robert doesn't know where he is. "Got a kinna cute attendent heah, hey... hey cute attendent, yer single right? Mah frien' is comin' by an' I think she could use some company too... ya do double dates? I'll only charge ya foah one."

April O'Neil has posed:
April is stopped at a street light, phone still in her hands as she waits for the other street's traffic. "Bird seed? Plant seed? What kinda seed, Harley? I think I got some old bags of grass seed... in like the crawl space under the stairs, they wouldn't eat grass seeds would they?" She's honestly not sure. But when she hears Harley talking about dates and such, April's eyes go wide. "No no no! No more dates! Nomoredates, Harley!" She has to go cause the person behind her honks their horn and she glances in the mirror and leans out her window. "Piss off!" She shouts back behind her, because she's from Brooklyn! Come on.

The News Van starts to roll forward though. "I'm on my way that way to pick you guys up though, you don't need to walk back if the fellas are sick."

Robert Marksman has posed:
Robert Marksman looks over to Harley and says "I could possible do a double date, maybe dinner and dancing?" He will ask. He looks back to the heyna, and says "I think you fix their diet they will be good. I would suggest a good dental cleaning, but check with a zoo specialist first, not sure what bacteria and such they may need to keep in their mouths. He looks over to the doctor and asks "Can you do it here?" The man nods, and says "We could but would need to put.. " He pauses looking over to Harley and says "Tranq them for it though, for their and our safety." Robert stands moves to wash his hands yet again. "The doctor here is a good guy, why I came here to learn a bit more about animal medicine."

Harley Quinn has posed:
"Awww... why not?" Harley holds up a finger to stall out Robert's asking her out, still smiling, "One secon't.." She murmurs to him, then goes back to talking to April, "Ya know ya need'a get out moah, right? Yer second best frien' is a high price't hooah... ya got some big strippah boots to fill heah, babe.." She /is/ listening to the vet advice though. "Change their diets from pizza, got't.. Whatcha mean ya gotta tranq'em..."

"April, they're talkin' bout tranquilizin' the boys, how fah away are ya, I don't know if I'm suitable fer this kinna life or death decision... wha' if I lose one of'em? Wha' if it push's me back ovah the edge an' I kill everyone in this vet?" She sounds frantic...at least on the phone, she's shaking her head and making a throat choppy motion to the vet and Robert, mouthing I wont, it's okay still wearing that big red grin.

"April, ah ya theah?"

April O'Neil has posed:
April is stuck behind a Oscar Meyer Weiner mobile of all things, and those cars notoriouslya re slow and dnn't work very well. "Oh for god's sake." She grumbles as she hits the horn. "Move it, Dick Wagon!" Sheshouts at the windshield because she's kind of a hostile driver... rarely ever drives, and there's a reason Vernon is afraid of letting her have the news van.

"What?" She says on the phone. "They're doing what to them?" She asks again. Her eyes glance out the window. "I'm a block over. I'm by that occult shop with the old Chinese guy who always stares at us when we walk by, you know? The one you said you'd chop his sticks, or something."

Robert Marksman has posed:
Robert Marksman looks over to Harley and mouths "Dick Wagon?" He looks to the Dr. and says "I got this, if they want to do the cleaning I will come get you. " And the doctor seems happy to get out of the room. "Overall you do seem to be taking good care of them, just need to watch the food.'

Harley Quinn has posed:
"No, no, I said't I'd kung po his chop sticks... It was a jerk off joke." Harley points at the phone, making flappy hand mouth movements with her fingers, nodding to Robert, "Thanks fella.. yer gonna be a good doctah for them muties. Is tha' politically correct to call'em muties? Or do they prefer freaks?" If she's honest, she's still working through April shouting DICK WAGON herself.

"April, when ya roll by him, do tha... ya kno.. hold on..." She takes phone away and hits the record button, jerking her hand up near her bright red lips, tongue poking at the inside of her right cheek as if she's moving something around in it with her hand, then sends it to Apes. "Don't text an' drive, but check tha' one, cus I wan' ya ta do tha' when ya ride past tha drive'ah.."

Glancing up at Robert and the Vet, covering the receiver just enough that she's muffled, but not unheard. "So what're ya cleanin' heah? Like goin' up their butts wit a hose'er suh'n? I'm confuse't wha's even goin' on right now..." Phone back to her ear, "April, ya gottah hurry, I think there about'ah put a hoovah up Buds poop shoot."

April O'Neil has posed:
April is just watching the exhaust from the Weiner Mobile's tail pipe putter out of the back end of it and toward the News Van, she can smell it, it stinks. "I can tell what you're doing just by hearing the sounds, Harley." April says as the text message beeps and she glances at it quickly since she's only going 15 mph anyway. "Ugh, gross, no way. He'll do an Approach if I lead him on like that. The last thing I need is a ancient kung fu master asking me out on a date now."

She passes by another street then. "Okay, I'm pulling up outside right now. I think there's a space open."

Robert Marksman has posed:
Robert Marksman says, "Well they could and it may help, but switch him to the right foods and keep away from the seeds and they should be ok. "I was thinking more the other end, but if your not ready for that today I think they will be ok, and Mutant is preferred, Mutie is normally ment as an insult, like ." He pauses remembering he is in office "Other things people consider insults for their people.""

Harley Quinn has posed:
"What do you mean /their people/... are ya tryin' referrin' ta clowns, mistah?" Harley puffs up, smile temporarily fading from her face, but quickly resurfacing wiwth a hand wavy motion, "I'm jus' kiddin', I know ya meant mimes... nobody likes those fuckers.. seriously, jus' walk outta the box, okay? It aint even really there.. I don't wanna use my imagination fer entertainment like those sad people who sit at computer screens writtin about fictional characters."

She holds one hand out to scratch between Buds ears, he's laying super flat and looking apprehensive, "Awww, it's okay baby... ya park't yet, Ape? I don't think they' was meanin' their butt, but I'm still not sold.. he's talkin' goin' straight tah oral." She whistles sharply and both Hyenas scamper off the exam table to sit dutifully at her sides. "Muh rides heah, though... how much I owe ya? An' put yer numbah on tha receipt, eh?"

April O'Neil has posed:
Outside the Vet Clinic the Weiner Mobile rolls on by with it's smoky exhaust trailing behind it. "Yeah, I'm parked, just outside the doorway, behind the tiny little sports car. God, I want a car of my own." April laments, she always trying to save up for a car but never manages to get even close.

"You need me to come inside?" She asks then, glancing over at the store. "Tell the Vet I said 'Thanks' for fixing the boys up. I feel bad if they feel bad. We need to go get them real food, like, the kind designed for them. No more pizza. That's a new rule, Harley. For them, not us."

Robert Marksman has posed:
Robert Marksman will pull a paper out and write his number on it offer it to her and will walk out with her "Not sure you will have to ask the receptionist about he price, I just help out here." He will let her go first, she has the heynas and the short shorts so it makes sense. "The people here are good folks they will treat you right, and if you need anything you got my number and theirs."

Harley Quinn has posed:
"April says thanks fer takin' care of our babies." Harley says, wiggling the phone at Robert and the vet, then returning it to her ear by way of shoulder heft to keep it in place. "Yeh, tha's wha' they was jus' tellin' me too... We'll ordah some of tha good blue rivah shit ya was lookin' at on Amazon." Winking at Rob-o, she saunters out with the boys out ahead of her, deliberately moving her hips cus she knows he's lookin' at her butt.

How couldn't he be?

Look at it...

"How much do I owe ya, pun'kin?" Leaning over the counter to flick off bills from a gangster roll, the same one Peej had given them for clothes, but this can't be //that// much right? Then she's finger waving at Robert as she exits, dramatically leaning into blowing kisses as she backs out into the street with Bud and Lou bounding, at least as far as the chain allows, towards April in the news van. Yapping happily with their cackly voices.

Once they's all pack't up. "Thanks fer pickin' me up! Wanna steal a cah?" Looking ovah, "I'm kiiiiddin... less ya do, then we can... up tah you.. but I definitely want chinese. Which is yer fault fah mention Mr. Fong."

Robert Marksman has posed:
Robert Marksman watches the lady head out the front door, and as she heads out if someone is looking close may see a slight red glow behind the sunglasses as he kicks in the X-ray vision. No not for the truly perv reason, he just wants to see if the roommate is as cute as the crazy lady.