| 13334 |
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Toni Monetti |
Scenes From A Large Homosexual Ice Cream Establishment |
A cone of Dorothy; a cone of Salty Pimp. You can get anything you want... in our large homosexual ice cream restaurant. |
| 12906 |
Finished |
Toni Monetti |
What Do You Want On Your... |
In which a good honest Italian girl is tempted to the dark side by ease. What price convenience? |
| 8598 |
Finished |
Toni Monetti |
Why Do They Call It Purgatory? |
Because you're caught there with strangers and there's no liquor! Just... guys from Rhode Island. |
| 8265 |
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Toni Monetti |
THE COSTUMING |
The answer, incidentally, is "Caribou." |
| 7958 |
Finished |
Toni Monetti |
The Cobweb Of Compensatory Crimebusting |
Toni gets a lead on a stolen necklace and dragoons Cassie Sandsmark to assist her. An attempt at meaningful conversation is had. Crime is stopped. And very important lessons are learned. (Everything in those last few sentences was true.) |
| 7316 |
Finished |
Toni Monetti |
Is This Yours Or What |
Antonia Monetti speaks a forbidden name ("Rachel") and calls forth She that Listens. There is a brief conversation. Nobody dies... yet! |
| 6596 |
Finished |
Toni Monetti |
Scenes From An Italian Restaurant (Trap Remix) |
Toni's birthday party is a reasonable success. Gift bags are given out. Linguistics are raised. A warm vibe is established, and much delicious food is had. NEXT ISSUE - A TITAN *DIES* |
| 6341 |
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Toni Monetti |
Can You Outrun A Menace? |
Toni and America do some training and stuff but really what matters is the deep and intricate narrative that an auteur filmmaker brings to the field of kaiju cinema in the form of 'Godzilla vs. Kong'. You see, the subtle pathos always present in King Kong and his desire for human ladies is a place where he can find connection to Godzilla, whose solitary nature is undercut by the historical presence of Godzooky, as well as their complex historical relationsh |
| 6146 |
Finished |
Toni Monetti |
Toni And Cassie Throw Sharp Objects |
Toni learns at least one thing while also meeting Cassie's mom, who is reasonably cool but a mega-nerd. Also, the future defeat of Dracula is foreshadowed. |
| 5300 |
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Toni Monetti |
PhoneQuest II: The Search For My Phone |
In which Antonia Monetti learns about what is important in life: Video games. |