| 17037 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Where Nobody Knows Your Name |
"This will hurt tomorrow." |
| 14467 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
You Should Have Been More Precise |
Terry is ambushed by Colette, who has cracked his deepest, darkest secret: it's (almost) his birthday! |
| 13044 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Tell Me The Wonderland Nonsense is Over, or You're Paying for the Pizzas. |
Terry and Colette go to Giorgio's for one of their regular grisini-eating contests, which Colette won because Terry didn't know he was supposed to be competing. Terry shows up covered in a coat (of paint) of many colors, and Colette is half pre-prehistory major and half Ferengi. Which is quite normal for both of them. |
| 11405 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
The Last Titan: New Kronos 2 |
The Titans who didn't go on the Tereshkova mission find themselves dragged into it anyway. First they find themselves on New Kronos -- the REAL new Kronos. Then they find themselves helping out their team-mates on the planet below. Much is revealed, though it may take some discussion and thinking to figure out exactly what. |
| 11372 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
For Once, the Tower isn't Full of Nonsense. |
A rare day of normality at the tower, that stays at the tower. Garth and Mary have a scoop, Colette didn't really eat the Tiramisu, Bart has been visiting dinosaurs, and Crush has been punching steel beams in half. Terry rolled an eight but did something unwise anyway, so America went rushing after him. |
| 11117 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Fit the Last: The Finding of the Snark |
Everyone has given up on Snark hunting, apart from Captain Drum, and a bunch of very stupid aliens. Vorpal baffles the aliens, Tabitha threatens them. Kian and Victor try to keep the peace. Colette denies being a famous Snark hunter, but refrains from murdering everyone. Gunna eats a barrier, some concrete, and a tree. |
| 10642 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger |
Donna reassures Kara that her training is going well and she'll be better than Kal in no time. They discuss life in the shadow of more famous relatives and reassure each other of friendship, even though there's some questions of where exactly that friendship lies. |
| 9247 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Just who's asking the questions here? |
Colette goes for a therapy session with Jonathan, and suggests that he should stop listening and start talking. |
| 8960 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Welcome back to Earth, TRAITOR! |
Colette admits the WHOLE truth to Carol, tells her to check the moons of Saturn for solutions to the Thanos problem, and tries to get her drunk. |
| 8297 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Teaching Kids is an Adventure! |
A normal, average day in the teacher's lounge. Colette approaches Lara to ask to join her Adventurers club, and the football coach is intensely jealous! |
| 7757 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Another You: Which One's Evil? |
Colette meets Colette, and everyone gets angry with everyone else. Apart from Bart. Bart's good. And honestly Colette is probably the second least angry at anyone, which is weird and everyone else should take a good long look at themselves in the mirror. |
| 7625 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Il Mutante: In Fire |
The Titans chase down Il Mutante at his new lair to discover he's about to open the portal at last, despite not having been able to figure out the dimension-bridging part required to create a doorway to the ZZGU doppelganger universe. It turns out he has changed his plan -- and intends to bring THIS universe's version of Zhed'Zhud'Ger'Uth to Earth. Spoiler alert: He fails, the world didn't end. |
| 7336 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
In Erebos: Outside Looking In |
Kate and Cassie take not-Pandora's box to Diana for safekeeping, and to discuss the Titans who've managed YET AGAIN to get trapped in some crazy dimension. It is decided that a trip to Themyscira is in order. More importantly, Ferdinand is catering the journey. |
| 6680 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Continued Living and Became Mixed-Up Titans or Schoolteachers. |
Kian, Colette and Terry discuss the advantages of regular trade routes, the impact of Catholicism on the teaching of philosophy, cultural stressors in hominid clan-groupings, and the problems of being a vegan who likes red meat and bacon. |
| 5995 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Knocking on Doors |
Colette visits Mo to discuss promotions, alien birds, and dumbas... sorry, the Order of St Dumas. |
| 5960 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Roland to the teacher's lounge came. |
Colette gives Roland the tour of Happy Harbor school and introduces him to some of the madness. |
| 5838 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Doppelgang: The Story Changes |
Terry consults with alt-Colette on the latest info from the Doppelgang schemes. She informs him that the gate Doppelgang are making seems to be designed to be very big, but there's something up with the magical aspects of their design that needs further analysis. Terry suggests they find a graduate of Hogwarts to ask, and she totally believes him. |
| 5409 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
DoppelGang: A Den of Thieves |
A friendly doppelganger gives the Titans a lead on an undercover DoppelMission to do... something. Portal technology is involved. An Italian mutant who thinks he's the Pope is involved. DoppelPrisoners are taken for questioing, and DoppelTech is taken for sciencing. |
| 5290 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Happy Birbday, Kian |
It's Kian's first Earthday, because he doesn't have a birthday. The birb is joined by Wally, Colette, Terry and Gar to celebrate! |
| 5228 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Even the Moon is No Escape. |
Carol discovers that Colette's doppelganger is a meddler too, but at least this time it's her own life she's meddling with. Kind of. Look, doppelgangers. It's confusing. |
| 4764 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Who's The Fairest....? |
Kian and Vorpal discover that Colette has a doppelganger after all - and not all doppelgangers are alike. |
| 4510 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
It's in the Stars. |
Apparently Ursa Major looks very similar from Delta Pavonis. |
| 4343 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
The Apocalpyse of Terry's Apartment |
Terry's behind on the rent. Drama ensues. |
| 3876 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
I'm Not Meddling! |
Colette and Carol join a very exclusive club. There are ballcaps. Or there will be. |
| 3855 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
One is the loneliest Number |
Colette, Gar and Kyle go for pizza. Kyle learns a little about his ring, Gar gets a little more hopeful, and Colette manages to only swear once. |
| 3538 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Why Did Nobody Mention The Cat Isn't Dead? |
The Meddler visits Titans Tower to explain to Kian that magic is math, to interpret nonsense for Kate, to be baffled by Kyle's unconventional ringing, and is almost murdered by Kori's sandwich. Why do all the Titans have names beginning with K? |
| 3291 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
The Shadow of No Cat |
Colette hunts down Gar to try to... she doesn't even know what she's trying to do, but she's gotta try, because Terry Pratchetted her. |
| 2843 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
An Alien Display |
Colette attempts to convince a group of Titans that the most moral course of action is to perform a heist on a museum. They do not agree, because Superheroes don't do situational ethics! |
| 2520 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Did You Just EAT the Rosette Stone, Birb? |
Kian outrages his English tutor by speaking perfect English. Luckily Kate is there to stop Colette from rampaging. |
| 2113 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Too Many Cooks |
Picnic at the beach! Gar gets sappy, Terry gets advice, and Colette avoids explaining anything at all again. |
| 1807 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Shadows from Newcastle |
Constantine bumps into a friend from his past with an annoying accent and a very bad habit, who has mistaken Colette for his next fix. |
| 1486 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
One Day the Birb will English Good. That Day is Not Today. |
Colette visits the tower for Kian's latest English lessons, while Gar actually refuses food and isn't entirely overwhelmed, Naomi learns that you don't get detention for saving the world, Terry attempts to induct an alien into the Cult of Carol Channing, and best of all Caitlin bakes EXCELLENT cookies. |
| 1388 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
I Turn My Back for FIVE Minutes... |
Carol goes to find Colette AGAIN, to ask her why the hell her name keeps popping up in all kinds of odd reports. Colette explains far more than Carol was expecting. |
| 1237 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Where's Wally? |
Colette's Titan-wrangling schedule brings her to Wally West. They meet in a coffee shop and discuss cakes, philosophy, and Wally's return to the Tower. |
| 1099 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
A Mutual W.T.F |
Nightwing seeks out Colette to berate her, and Colette berates right back. Seeing eye to eye is apparently not on the agenda. |
| 1000 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Star Light, Star Bright |
Starfire returns to the tower. Hugs are given. Pizzas are eaten. Starfire takes the entire jar of mustard, and nobody minds. |
| 971 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
The Other Side of the Coin |
Colette pokes the bear, but not the Bear. |
| 950 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Talking with the Tallest of Titans |
Colette bumps into Caitlin in the teacher's lounge at HH and they talk Titans. Caitlin agreed to visit what remians of her old team. |
| 916 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Getting To Know You |
Gar's plan was so simple - spend some time socializing with Kate to see whether she and he will gel, because Gar wants there to be a Titans again. Bring Terry, Colette and Kian along. Eat Churros. Then Spider Robots happened, and Gar's plans seem to have suddenly moved rather faster than intended. |
| 840 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Let's Try Again With Less Stabbing |
Colette and Damian talk Titans, and it's clear they're talking about different things. |
| 818 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Srsly Terry? SRSLY? |
Colette goes to visit Terry, who turns out to be suffering from a severe case of paws. Partying with his murderclown buddy is strictly off the agenda, even if she /does/ have a demonically possessed limo. |
| 751 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
I Used to be a Gangster, but I Took an Arrow in the Knee |
Colette and Terry go to visit another, friendlier gangster. Everything would have been fine if some Russian gangsters hadn't turned up. Kate turns up too, to the gangster's chagrin. Kate gets a new nickname, and a suggestion she visits Titans Tower. |
| 690 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Spread Your Wings |
Apart from minor fainting accidents, the long-anticipated meeting of Bird and Beast (Boy) is a success. For once Colette is better at keeping secrets than Carol. Terry gets his car towed. |
| 596 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
All About the Birbs and the BBs. |
Colette calls on Terry and Gar. Terry's not there. Colette is an ass, but occasionally she has a point. |
| 553 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
A Lonely Bird |
Colette finds Kian at last. They talk about wings and lying. Much is learned about alien psychologies. |
| 509 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
A Call to Arms |
If it were Clue, it would have been Damian, in the Library, with the concealed blade. At Happy Harbor it was just a nice chat with no school rules being broken at all. And maybe the start of something new. |
| 486 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Yet Another Awkward Drive Home |
Sometimes the road more travelled is the hard road - but at least it ends in pizza. |
| 477 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
PTSD and the Art of Van Maintenance |
Colette goes to check on Samuel after his emotional exit from class. They exchange frank views in very veiled language. |
| 451 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
You Were Looking a Little Green... |
Colette checks up on Megan after her rapid exit from class. Megan manages not to ask why the hell the TA's mind is wrapped in psychic concrete. |
| 429 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Maybe You Could Essay Slower... |
Colette checks up on Vivian, largely to ask her how she managed to write an essay in 67.4 seconds. They discuss the nature of mind and the infinite. |
| 378 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
So You're Interested in Capes... |
Colette and Sanjeev take a study group with Alton, Christine, Sam, Vivian and M'gann. Only two of them suffer psychological trauma. |
| 344 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Birb's in the Wood. |
Carol brings Kian to the amusingly-named Cheesequake State Park for a quiet meeting in the woods with Colette, to prove to her the birb hasn't been dissected. |
| 298 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Mascarpone, journalism, and the problems of heroing. |
People talk. Things happen. After that Gar and Terry take a dread ride home, while Colette sips coffee thoughtfully. |
| 228 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
The Consequences of Blabbing to the Press |
Captain Marvel visits Colette to discuss the wisdom of talking to journalists. They discuss galactic politics, sort of. |
| 76 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Have you Heard about the Bird? |
Terry and Colette meet. Colette has a scoop for Terry - ALIENS HAVE LANDED! Well, Kian fell out of the sky anyway, which comes to the same thing. |
| 68 |
Finished |
Colette O'Connail |
Beyond Good and Evil |
Damian is tormented by a voice from the shadows that questions him, one weapon to another, whether he's really a person. |