15088/Hamming it Up

Hamming it Up
Date of Scene:	05 June 2023
Location:	Bronx
Synopsis:	Spider-Ghost takes a hit to the head and teams up with a plucky porcine pal under the effects of a concussion. While she gets rather hammy with it fighting a Z-Lister, it's just a hallucination. Right? Right??
Cast of Characters:	Mary Jane Watson, Gwen Stacy

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Mary Jane Watson has posed:
It had started off as a good day. Patrolling, free hot dogs from her usual bodega.. Then it had all gone to New York when racing past had been a six meter tall rocket powered robot wheel racing through traffic, flattening cars and everything in it's path!

An interception had lead to her being flung along by a missile (the blow more to her dignity than her body), smashed into a nearby building..

And then perched above her head on a wall was a.. Pig.. Wearing the familiar red and blue outfit stiched along with webs, arachnid symbol on the chest..
    eating a corn dog.

Gwen Stacy has posed:
"Did someone take the license place on that robot...?"

Gwen sits up, muttering to herself and rubbing her head. So much for a nice, free day having some free hot dogs! And why did those villains insist on getting robots out here? Maybe it was all the rage with ChatGPT coming out. There was an whole new gold vein to explore for the tech criminal entrepreneur!

"Spider-Man..?" She is still seeing double, or triple. Blurry look. But no ..., that's not Peter. "No .., you are a bit uh .., bigger." she's bring polite. She meant fatter.

"Who are you?" That corn dog sure did look delicious though..

Mary Jane Watson has posed:
The porcine wearing the webbed outfit would go, "I'm Spider-Ham. And thanks!" He would take another bite o fhis corn dog and then realize something - "Oh, do you want a bite?" Going to offer the half nibbled corn dog to her, some of the crumbs falling over from his mouth. Wait, he didn't have his mask pulled up, how was he..
    Eating it? No, likely probably not the right thing to want to ask now.

Gwen Stacy has posed:
"Spider-Who?"

Probably not a great idea to go about asking for the pig to confirm his name. But maybe she's still trying to figure out exactly what's going on, and that this isn't an actual pig! She struggles to get up, getting to her feet after some wobbly moments. Her usual sense of orientation seems off though as the next moment she is feeling dizzy as if the world was spinning.

"Ok, well, I am Ghost Spider. There's a robot on the loose, we need to stop it." she does eyeball the corndog though.

Mary Jane Watson has posed:
Spider-Ham would nod at her, "Got it! Let's get to it!" The corn dog is passed over to her even as he lets out a quick belch and wipes the crumbles off his face. "So, were you a spider bitten by a radioactive human?" He would inquire to her. Then giving her a poke. "You don't seem like a Ghost though! Or were you a spider bitten by a ghost that was radioactive and didn't become a radioactive spider ghost?"

He would go to then move to fire off a burst of webbing, heading along after Big Wheel!

Gwen Stacy has posed:
"Yes. I mean no!" Gwen takes the corndog and has a bite. It does taste good, or at least as good as her imagination imagines it to be. As it should be! Funny how it all works like that. "I was bitten by a spider, and I am a ghost because...." pause, "Hey, I don't know you yet to be revealing all those things! And why are you called Spider-Ham?" she points accusingly at the pigg-o.

Though then they are on the move and she shoots a web of her own to get back into the fray, spider-senses slowly starting to get back to work. At least the world isn't spinning anymore.

Mary Jane Watson has posed:
The pig goes to fire another webline, launching hismelf along! "Well, because Spider-Pig was taken by something else and I didn't really want to be so gauche. Plus, I was a spider bitten by a radioactive pig. So spider-first, pig second." The way he said 'radioactive pig' implied that it was humanoid rather than just a normal pig. Gwen's imagination was being likely strange this afternoon.

Her Spider-Sense warns her over o fthe wheel, even as it goes to zooma long fast and rotates those huge rockets that were aimed over a ther to fire them off again!

Gwen Stacy has posed:
"That makes no sense." Ghost Spider retorts. Not that she clarifies -which- part of it didn't make sense to her. Maybe all of it! But at least it's distracting her from the throbbing headache. Or the sudden rockets coming her way.

You can't fool a Spider twice though.

Gwen spins on the air, long legs curling as she flies over one of the rockets, "I am gonna say, I have met a few .., pigs .., before." she probably means the human men kind of pigs. "At least you don't seem like the usual ones."

Webs shoot at the rockets as she starts attempting to turn them around to hit the wheel. "Hey, help out. Let's turn the spell against the 'wizard'."

Mary Jane Watson has posed:
Spider-Ham would pff, going to dart along and flip out. "There's no wizard here! Just a really big wheel that someone with a lot of time on their hands and some really dumb ideas setup! Yeesh, what is with you spiders bitten by radioactive ghosts that has you think stuff like this is magic?" That might amuse - or sting.
    The Pig goes to fire off his webs over towards the rockets, going to help swing them about to hit the wheel as itw ould blow off one of the turrets! Of course, they would have already done that already wtih Gwen doing the exact same thing!

Gwen Stacy has posed:
"Really?" Gwen peers at Spider-Ham. "You are a freakin' spider pigster and are you telling me magic doesn't exist?" with the web *thwipping* the rocket she twists it around and hits the large wheel on the side, making it wobble.

"I will let you know I have actually met Zatanna. Also, I was making a -joke-... Sheesh, you know that a requisite to be a spider is a sense of humor, piggo!"

She starts swinging closer to the wheel, feet first.

Mary Jane Watson has posed:
Spider-Ham goes to swing after her to land atop the wheel, even as from the wheel a burst of flame goes to spray out from a flamethrower, missing her by a wide margin. Spider-Ham yelps, "Hey, I eat hot dogs! I'm not the hot dog! Well, I'm a Spider-Ham, not a dog!" He would ponder that logic rather than attacking.
    "And duh, of course magic exists! Just why are you calling a giant robot wheel magic!?"

Gwen Stacy has posed:
"It's a metaphoric use of the word, because we are using the rockets against him!" Yes, let's argue with a figment of your imagination which you believe is real, Gwen.

She turns and delivers a kick to the robot and starts shooting up webs to create a web to keep it pinned down. "Go! Use your webs to create a cocoon for it!" she tells Spider-Ham.

Mary Jane Watson has posed:
Gwen goes to give a kick over to the robot popping a wheelie, even as Spider-Ham goes, "Okie Dokie! C'mon, let's stuff that turkey!" He goes to blast forwards along with the webbing, moving to setup a heavy, thick blanket over it! Probably best not to ask how a figment of her imagination was doing all that work. Maybe she'd blasted the webbing around it already and this was just going along?

the Wheelie is knocked down over on it's side, still spinning wildly with the rockets all gummed up! The webbing digging into the rocket wheel.

Gwen Stacy has posed:
"I am not sure if that counts as a rhyme...!" Gwen mutters while continuing to shoot those webbings to create a good ol' coccoon around it. Or is it a stuffed turkey? Urgh, now she's seeing things for sure because she starts seeing a turkey getting filled up with .., webs? She shakes her head to clear her sight.

Running over once the wheelie is spinning wildly on the same space she jumps and swings a web over before dropping down with full force, feet first, right atop poor wheelie.

"Come on!"

Mary Jane Watson has posed:
Whammo! Ther'es a whack over so pronounced it almost comes out as a full on lettery sound effect! That impact from Spider-Ghost has her crushing into it hard and popping the side end all the way off! Her bending it goes to rough up and bust up it as the spinning stops! There is a cockpit inside, and definitely a driver.

"Whoo! That's a spin and amiss!" Spider-Ham goes to flip through the air/sling to land down next to Gwen.

Gwen Stacy has posed:
Hands on hips Gwen looks down at the cockpit before leaning over to knock on it.

"Hello? Sir? Did you realize you were going 200 on a 50 zone?" She quips with a slow shake of her head, "I am afraid I will have to ask you to step out of the car. Spider-Ham...." and she looks at the piggo, "Get their license and registration.." whoever is she talking to?! Though it's perhaps good that the sirens of the actual police are being heard a few blocks out.

"Alright, come out now. And no sudden moves or we stuff you like a turkey." She flips her gaze over to Spider-Ham. "Good job, Ham boy."

Mary Jane Watson has posed:
Spider-Ham would give a nod, "Got it! Stranger Danger!" the completely confused driver (if Gwen had read about him a low end criminal called Overdrive) would just hold his hands up, "Man, I was just taking this out for a spin! Tinkerer said I'd do him a favor testing this thing out! Man, I don't want no trouble!"

He is, at least, now that he's in the open, not doing anything to fight back or insult.

"Just web him and leave him wiht like a calling card that has a driving pun!" Spider-Ham would encourage. "And that's a good one!" His face-behind the mask would grin. "Definitely hammy enough. How about you and I go out for hot dogs."

Gwen Stacy has posed:
"Yea, yea. That's what they all say... Tinkerer though..?" Gwen quirks a brow. Perhaps a lead to pursue. But later, because now she has quite the headache.

With the canopy opening up and the man pulling out of the wheelie thing Gwen just shoots him with a web to keep him glued to the ground. "Don't go anywhere and wait for the cops."

She jumps down from the wheelie and stretches, "Yea, all this action left me hungry. Come on, I am buying." she tells the Ham with a grin under the mask.

Mary Jane Watson has posed:
Spider-Ham would whoo, "Works for me! Come on!" And a short time later Spider-Ghost is up on a rooftop with a pair of hot dogs.. And she would find herself alone with those two hot dogs, loaded up. But.. Both of them have been bitten into. One of them is loaded up with bacon bits and chilli, which isn't really her preference.

And she only eats one hot dog at a time.

Probably something she /really/ doesn't want to think about. It's just one of those days..