15754/Danger Dorks

Danger Dorks
Date of Scene:	30 August 2023
Location:	Danger Room
Synopsis:	M and Ellie face off in the Danger Room and agree never to speak of Elmo again.
Cast of Characters:	Monet St. Croix, Negasonic

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Monet St. Croix has posed:
It's one of those days where whomever is in charge over of training has set it to random rotation. This case, is Mojoworld. A very, very weird setting in Mojoworld.

Where, roughly ten minutes into things, Negasonic and M are fleeing away from what can best be described as a horde of invulnerable Elmo dolls

Negasonic has posed:
    Ellie is hoofing it as fast as her doc martins can carry her, also she is swearing up a blue streak. "I ... what the hell is this scenario... fuck.. fuck... fuck..." not at all eloquent. Nope.

    She is building up another charge though as she runs, energy rippling around her form. She skids out spinning around and launches the energy in an elmo height wave behind her. She figures at the very least it will launch them away from them... buying them more time to run.

Monet St. Croix has posed:
Monet St. Croix is flying as fast as she can, "Who the hell came up with this!?" She's normally not so uncouth in her language, but this is ridulcous! The fact it's something that Mojo would throw at them does not change this! Even as Ellie goes to fire another blast over at them to no real damage!
    "ELMO DEMANDS THE SACRIFICE OF THE HERETICS! ELMO SHALL LOVE YOU... TO DEATH!"

Negasonic has posed:
    Ellie dodges around a wall to the right and keeps hoofing it as the tide continues to close in. "I'd be laughing .. if this was... happening... to someone... else..." she admits angrily.

    "Is there a command crystal... spire.. attenna.. something to turn these stupid things off you can see M???"

Monet St. Croix has posed:
Monet St. Croix is looking around desperately - circumstances are terrifying enough that she's actually in full cooperation and not trying to hide it! "Well it is happening! And I'm seeing nothing of the sort! You're an American! You were raised on this sort of thing! IF anyone should be resistant to this, it should be you!"

Negasonic has posed:
    "M.... there is resistant to television and there is resistant to hard light murder puppets..." she keeps running. She thinks as she runs.

    Then she dies on the inside. "ELMO! Abby wouldn't like you hurting us!" hell it is worth a try. If M says she knows her sesame street characters to anyone outside this room, someone may die yet today.

Monet St. Croix has posed:
Monet St. Croix would snap over at Negasonic with a 'you know this!?' expression over on her face as she would turn/fly a corner desperately.
    "ELMO IS NOT GOING TO HURT YOU! ELMO IS GOIGN TO LOVE YOU! AND HUG YOU! AND TICKLE YOU! TO DEAAATTHHH!" In fairness, that wasn't hurting!
    THey wouldn't hurt when they were dead!

Negasonic has posed:
    "Shut up!" Ellie shoots back at that look. Hell it was worth a try. Also if she dies now she wont have to live through any questions later.

    "I got nothing M...." she pants and then turns and fires a blast. This time she shoots it down into the ground trying to carve a huge pit for them all to fall in hopefully.

Monet St. Croix has posed:
The two have a hole in the groun dto hide in, even as Elmo zooms off in another direction. Fortunately, the furred freak of doom and damnation apparently had the same attention span of his target audience. Even as the two would pant.

M would groan, "What do we do now?" If they lost this they would never hear the end of it.

Negasonic has posed:
    Ellie huddles in the hole and pants like a dog. "I need... more ... cardio... zombie land rules... never skip cardio..." she tries to catch her breath. Damn she thought she was in good shape. Hell she is in good shape just not relentless muppet killing machine shape that doesn't tire.

    "I don't know... there has to be a trick to this.. or an escape... maybe we can find Mr. Coopers Store.. or something.. or hell do you see any garbage cans or large birds?"

Monet St. Croix has posed:
Monet St. Croix would look about desperately, "I don't see anything of the sort!?" There's a WHOOMPH-WHOOMPH-WHOOMPH sound over as a large garbage can goes to appear over, and then out of it appears something very green, in a bad mood, and yelling, "Hey, keep it down! Some of us don't want to be disturbed when we're disturbed!" It's accompanied by a large rotten tomato being thrown over at Monet which hit sher in the face.

That.. Definitely wasn't part of the program.

Negasonic has posed:
    Okay Ellie.. Don't laugh.

    She manages to keep control. "Oscar. How do we stop Elmo. If we stop him you can have peace and we will leave Sesame Street forever!"

    She peeks to see if Oscar has drawn the monster back.

Monet St. Croix has posed:
Oscar looks over at her, "Fine. Just to get rid of /you/ for good. Hey, pipsqueal!" The ELmo horde turns to look at him. "GO STINK UP SOMEWHERE ELSE! I ALREADY YUCK UP THIS JOINT!" The Elmo horde goes to start arguing with the Grouch. And the two are free.

M goes to turn to Ellie, "I thought the purpose of the program was that we would have to extricate ourselves outside of the offered itineraries." Being saved by another part of the program seemed to go against the normal methodology. Then she would rapidly realize she didn't want to have to deal with Elmo either.

Negasonic has posed:
    Ellie groans and levers herself up and then starts to leave the facinity quick.

    Which ends the scenario really, victory, sort of, if an insulting one.

    "I bet Gabby or someone had something to do with this scenario.. gods.... and lets just be glad we didn't lose.... and we should never speak of this again"

Monet St. Croix has posed:
Monet St. Croix would give a nod over to Ellie, "Yes, if you can arrange to have the results deleted from the system so that there is no record. I will find whomever was the one that tnered it in and ensure that they do not speak of it."

Negasonic has posed:
    Ellie considers that and if her skills with computers is up to it. Worst case she can stealthily get Kitty to help.

    She nods "Deal." and extends a hand to Monet.

Monet St. Croix has posed:
Monet St. Croix goes to shake the hand. "Let's go wash our brains with something to remove the memory. I hear the new Barbie movie is capable of doing this." Desperate times, desperate measures.