13181/Dastard! By! Science!

Dastard! By! Science!
Date of Scene:	25 October 2022
Location:	Midtown - New Troy
Synopsis:	In which our heroes run into AIM having Transmogrifier Rays and weirdness is had and no one will ever speak of it ever again.
Cast of Characters:	Monet St. Croix, Kara Danvers, Roberto da Costa, Nessa Donovan

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Monet St. Croix has posed:
Alien technology was a rare thing. Recovered, tended to, sometimes reverse engineered. Or often put over into storage. In this case, various items from alien ships; primarily power plants were being taken for dissassembly and then storage. It's a convoy of about four trucks, that are driving along towards the facility where it would be done.
    Up ahead, ther'es some sort of a roadblock that has a strange group.
    It's a.. Group of a half dozen or so what could best be described as.. Beekeepers, but htat are all wearing construction outfits.. On top of their beekeeper outfits.

Kara Danvers has posed:
    Supergirl occasionally gets asked by the DEO to overlook things that are alien technology. So, she's flying high overwatch right now, about a mile or so up, just keeping an eye on things. When there's a roadblock, that's more of a concern. She zooms in visually, using her telescopic vision to get a close-up look and see what might be going on there.

Monet St. Croix has posed:
Alas, the people driving the convoy are not as alert as SUpergirl. Ther'es some honking of the horns over, "Get out of the way!" The driver of the truck in front yells. There's more honking.
    The half dozen men wearing beekeper + construction outfits gesture, "Give us the goods, and we won't transmogrify you!"
    Each of the AIM Agents goes to whip out large.. Bulky.. Looking sci-fi pistols that look liek something out of a pulp serial that each have written over on the side 'Transmogrifier Ray' and various knobs on them which, if read would show different things that could be set to transmogrify into

Roberto da Costa has posed:
Roberto da Costa is in Metropolis meeting with investors, for some various projects. He looks down from the conference room at the street below , "I mean the KPIs speak for themselves. It's a solid investment and the technology- Did he say transmogrify? Good grief, they're taking cues from Calvin and Hobbes?! Can we put this on hold, for a bit?" Roberto moves for the door, "Someone call Bill Watterson or at least Berkley Breathed, we need to make an issue here!"

Nessa Donovan has posed:
Nessa just happens to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. Or the right time, depending on who you ask. She happens to be headed somewhere, bag of groceries tucked comfortably in one arm when she notices the roadblock. She slows down, raising an eyebrow and very carefully sets the grocery bag at the mouth of an alley before looking towards the... beekeepers?

"Well, that's new..."

Kara Danvers has posed:
    Supergirl hears the conversation, and frowns a bit. "Transmogrifier?" She swoops down at high speed, just to put an end to this nonsense. She moves to a hover a little over the truck. "You men certainly aren't trying to interfere with this convoy, are you?" she asks, putting her hands on her hips, as she hovers there. Let the "S" do the intimidation work.

Monet St. Croix has posed:
The group arriving has the AIM Agents going to spiral around, "Look, up in the sky!" One of them whacks another on the head, "On the ground! On the ground!" The first ahems, "Look! Down on the ground! It's a.." The third would go, "Sorta short girl with an S." That would perhaps get Kara simmering some.
    One would taunt over at ROberto, "He never bothered to make anything commercial so there's nothing he can do to STOP USSS!"
    The very, very confused drivers over of the convoy are just sitting and staring.

Roberto da Costa has posed:
Roberto da Costa emerge from the lobby of the building one express elevator ride later in his vanta black powered form, trailing solar corona. He red and orange costume, with the deepest of blacks providing solid trim. He's speaking to someone on an earbud, "Sir, I understand how profoundly anti-litigoius you are but this isnt't a t-shirt or car decal. This is an actual transmogrification ray. No, no, I realize it was just a crazy idea but that's how these wacos work. They'll pirate your intellectual property and turn it into a deadly weapon. Yes, yes, I do understand that a transmogrification ray /sounds/ cool but Dinosaurs roaming Midtown Metropolis and people turned into potted plants is gonna be a mess for rush hour."

Nessa Donovan has posed:
Nessa may not be doing anything wrong, but the "S" certainly is intimidating. She sticks her gloved hands in her pockets as she remains where she is. She's not interrupting the incident, but she's certainly commenting on it. "Transmogrifying isn't exactly a nice thing, I got turned into a bunny once and /that/ was a mess. The trouble I had to go through to get out of that..."

Kara Danvers has posed:
    Supergirl glares a little at the comment about "sorta short girl". "All right, that does it." She lands and starts to walk forward. "Put down the Acme Space Guns, and surrender, and I'll try hard not to break anything. Or anyone." she says flatly, looking at the one who called her short.

Monet St. Croix has posed:
The one who called her 'short' stands a bit taller than she does (admittedly it's due to the giant rubber boots, rubber hat, and radiation exposure outfit). He goes to spin the dial, "Let's try.. This one!" It goes to settle on a button which reads 'HOlli Would' as he goes to point it over at Kara and then pulls the trigger to fire a beam of silver age energy at her!
    Another goes to point his gun over at Nessa, "Oooh, that sounds fun!" He goes to spin the wheel around and sets it to 'Dread Rabbit of Caerbong' and moves to shoot at her!
    One goes to goggle at Roberto, "Just for that!" He goes to set it on 'Jar-Jar Binks' and fires!

Roberto da Costa has posed:
Roberto da Costa eyes go wide as Kara moves to engage the mad beekeepers, "Mr. Watterson, I have legal on the line. They just need your verbal okay to file the injunction-" Then he is hit with the silver energy. "Ooooh! Deesa maka beeg bad booboo! Yousa done it now, deesa supa racist talka!" Course, the transmogrifying logic being what it is 'JarJar' maintains his solar powered dynamo status, "Meesa show you da power of da Empire state." He leaps frog like to attack firing blasts into the developing scrum.

Kara Danvers has posed:
    Supergirl doesn't try to dodge it. It's the problem with being invulnerable; you're more inclined to sit there and take it, to protect anyone behind you. Supergirl is struck, and her blue and red supersuit transforms to a white bodysuit with thigh-high white boots, and her figure becomes a lot closer to Power Girl than Supergirl. "Ooh..." she says in a breathy sort of Marilyn-Monroe voice. "That's impressive." She turns this way and that, giving herself a look over, the character's vanity stopping her from taking a more effective stance.

Nessa Donovan has posed:
Unlike some of the others, Nessa is quick on her feet--and her hands. One hand goes out, a wall of ice forming in front of her while she rolls out of the way just in case that doesn't work. "I said I /didn't/ like the bunny thing!" She's got her game face on now. "You have /no idea/ how traumatic that was!" She comes out from behind the wall of ice, pulling her gloves off. Now it's serious.

Monet St. Croix has posed:
Two of the AIM Troopers are hit over by the flame, and run around in circles screaming over in agony. "BURNS LIKE REAL HYGIENE!" They're reduced to flailing around and running in circles, and thanks to the logic of circumstance, can be presumed to be ou tof fight.
    As the huge ice wall goes up and over in front of Nessa, the AIM Trooper goes to spin the wheel and settles over ons omething far, far more dangerous. 'Elmo'. He goes to try and fire a blast at her,w hich hits the ice wall, goes to start to sing.. And then passes through!
    Meanwhile, the two AIM Troopers which had hit Kara over with the energy bolt could be seen stopping and staring over with hearts appearing over on their eye-plates.

Nessa Donovan has posed:
Transmogrifying is something that Nessa has dabbled in learning, but she's /avoided/ it mostly after the Loki bunny incident. The bunny she's avoided, but she can't avoid the cute red resident of the street. Poof. There's Elmo, all red fur and big bright eyes. Elmo tilts his head to the side, looking confused, then starts to make a dash for the trooper.

"Elmo doesn't like it when people are mean. Elmo just wants to make friends and hug. Don't forget that the word of the day is 'stop'. Stop is used when you don't want someone to do something! When someone does something bad, tell them to stop."

Roberto da Costa has posed:
Solar powered JarJar picks up a rifle and decides to return fire swinging the knob at random and lining up the AIM troopers in his sights, starting with the two oogling Super Holli. "Heysa! Youdo the baba. keepa yar eyebowls onsa you ons yumyum! Nahnah looka the supah numnum!"

Kara Danvers has posed:
    Supergirl starts to just slink towards the AIM troopers. "Hey, boys." she says, in a sultry voice that has absolutely no voice coming out of Kara Danvers. "I'm sure we can all get along..." She'll reach out towards their guns...because she suspects they're a little more interested in /her/ guns.

Monet St. Croix has posed:
Above the head of one of the AIM Agents, one can -hear- a wolf whistle go off as he would rise up and over in the air, starting to float over towards the vivascious blonde.
    One more sees Elmo, reconsiders life choices, and runs away screaming in total panic, regretting life choices.
    That just leaves one more for Roberto's laser. Spinning over on it somehow sets it on 'Wheel of Fish' which then makes a further, separate spin and gets 'Tilapia'. Which just leaves the target over on the ground, flopping about like a fish out of water.. Still wearing the AIM Suit.

Roberto da Costa has posed:
Without thinking the superlong tongue snaps out and wraps around the fishyfishy, "mmmms!" As Jarjar scarfs it down without thinking. "... meesa nevah gonna leeve did down. Meesa gonna deeza of da shammin."

Nessa Donovan has posed:
When one flees from the friendly neighborhood Elmoessa, he turns towards another. "Elmo really just wants a hug!" And off the red muppet goes, running for another. "The letter of the day is 'F' for friend. Elmo likes having friends. Elmo also likes tickling friends!"

Elmoessa does, in fact, note the others in their transmogrified forms. "Elmo is sorry you aren't having fun!"

Kara Danvers has posed:
Super Holli reaches out to the gun of the floating agent. "There. You don't need this." She blows him a kiss, and then idly crushes the transmogrifier gun in her other hand. Everyone else seems to be handling things pretty well.

Roberto da Costa has posed:
Roberto da Costa phones a friend as well, "eMMsa, howsa you da turn dissa danggone gun backsa to da real deal? I knowin talks funfun you talksa funfun. Jus showsa da Gungan on da talky box!

Monet St. Croix has posed:
Whompa! There's one nommed fishy (very tasty, needs more cooking). Every one o fthe AIM Agents has fled screaming or been incapacitated. One of the Doodads even has a 'Reverse' setting on it because of COURSE it does. The one Super Holli has squishied is a bit zotty and making funny noises, however.