13216/Hyping It Up

Hyping It Up
Date of Scene:	29 October 2022
Location:	Upstate New York
Synopsis:	Hyperion vs Lobo Round 2! Hal shows up for emotional support! Looks like Team Rocket is blasting off again!
Cast of Characters:	Mary Jane Watson, Hyperion, Hal Jordan
Cast of NPCs:	Lobo

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Mary Jane Watson has posed:
There's the revving sound of doom filling the air. The sound for every sane (and insane) person, being, or whatever of origin to look up into the sky, flee for the nearest bunker, slam the vault shut, put a sign on the door that reads 'On Vacation to Next Quadrant' and go on about how they really liked this planet, shame what's going to happen to it now.
    There's a hoot and a holler from up above, the flying hawk spitting out exhaust, fire, and the occasional rocket flying about out the tailpipe.

Hyperion has posed:
    Of co urse, it's not that Mark Milton was out in civilian clothing. He needed to get some fresh air. He needed to get out and just... move. So in black and gold costume, he was making his way along over the treetops un upstate New York. But the sound of the Spacefrag 5000 or whatever its model number is... is difficult to miss. Even harder to mistake for anything but what it is.

    When one has ears that can hear a fly fart from a mile away, it becomes difficult to tune out certain things. And so in a blur of movement, Hyperion rockets off to investigate. The dying leaves on the trees shake, many of them falling to the ground as he accelerates off quickly enough to leave a bit of a shockwave behind himself. . . time to see if that sound is what he thinks.. or fears that it might be.

Hal Jordan has posed:
    Returning to Earth after a long time away, Hal Jordan, Green Lantern, streaks through the New York sky, not bothering to hide his arrival. This emerald streak looks similar to a meteorite burn up in the atmosphere, and it moves across the downtown towards the coast.

Mary Jane Watson has posed:
Lobo is able to pick up Hyperion coming towards him instantly. Enhanced senses would work that way. "Oooh! It's you, squirt!" Lobo would grin like the madman he was. "There might not be as big a bowl of coins on your head now but I've been in a bad mood.." He was always in a bad mood..
    "So let's go ahead and setup a playdate!" Going to start to yank out the chain and hook and to loop i tthrough the air! Twirling it faster, faster, faster ina blur to try and wrap the spike end around Hyperion!

Hyperion has posed:
    Enhanced senses work both ways of course. Hyperion pulls up and stops just out of Chain-and-hook reach. "So, I thought you might be a masochist. Now you prove that you are. I beat you the last time we fought. What makes you think you have a chance this time?" he asks as his arms fold over his chest.

    "I mean sure. You were after the reactor, not me... so maybe you think you stand a better chance -this- time. Well, go ahead.. take your shot." he states, just floating there.

Hal Jordan has posed:
    Green Lantern 2814-1, there is an incident with a subject WANTED by the Guardians of Oa. Lobo in the vicinity. Proceed with caution."

    Hal Jordan pulls up, grunts, and scans with the emerald ring on his right hand. "Lobo...right when I wanted a hot bath, a scotch, and a warm bed...dammit."

    Looking for the "suspect" Hal Jordan spots him...with another present. Hyperion. "This should be an interesting night." With a push of willpower, Hal Jordan heads towards the scene with Lobo and Hyperion. "Sigh."

Mary Jane Watson has posed:
Lobo grins, "Well, since you offered, creampuff." Lobo goes to then move to charge -in- over at Hyperion. Never let it be said that Lobo is slow. He's very, very fast if not quite a speedster. And he's strong. EXTREMELY strong. Strong enough to at times tangle with the likes of Superman and give a solid running fight. And he has no qualms whatsoever about taking a cheap shot.
    So what happens is Lobo goes to charge in at Hyperion, and goes for 'the canoli'. Namely a full power shot over to Hyperion's crotch that could stagger a continent NNNUUUKRAKK that would echo up and over into space! Anyone with vaguely male oriented bits might shift thier legs together uncomfortably!

Hyperion has posed:
    The last time they fought, Hyperion went with tactics that some might consider dishonorable. But he knows the golden rule of a real fight. If you are fighting to win, you never fight fair. If you aren't cheating, you're not trying hard enough.

    So, he expects something like this from the 'Main Man'. And when you expect exactly what you get, you tend to be prepared for it.

    So it is that a hand with a grip strong enough to shatter the armor of a Kree battlecruiser latches onto Lobo's wrist at the last second. "Do you have any idea how predictable you are?" he asks before his head whips forward to try to smash Lobo's nose all over his face.

Hal Jordan has posed:
    Hovering nearby, Hal Jordan decides that discretion was the better part of valour. After all, Lobo was incredibly powerful. Deciding to pull on his Football days at the Air Force Academy, Hal says to Hyperion. "You can do it Hype! He's a punk! Take him down!"

    Of course his voice was emphasized by a very large, green microphone so that they could hear. Not that the superior hearing of Hyperion could not pick that up. "I'm here as back up if you need me, but i know you can take this punk!"

Mary Jane Watson has posed:
There's the sound of KRA-TWHACK over as Lobo's nose would be caved in to the point that it almost looks like Hyperion's fist has left a crater in his face. "That almost tickled!" The spiked chain of Lobo goes to snap through teh air, almost like it had a mind of it's own over as it would crack like a whip, trying ot snap through and land over about the upper body of Hyperion, snapping down to try and anchor his arms to his side as Lobo would try to kick up over and STOMP hard over against Hyperion!

    Even with the two of them, y'know, being up in midair.

Hyperion has posed:
    Right. The chain. That chain. Hyperion does get wrapped up, and somehow tied down somewhat. His eyes flicker over towards Hal, and he lifts a brow. "What, no pom poms?" he calls out before he turns off his power of flight.

    He drops out of range and reach before reaching the ground where he absorbs the impact with a flex of his knees. Then he looks up to Lobo. "Suppose you come on down here." he says before his eyes explode with atomic power... fusion energy lances lashing out to strike at Lobo like the power of a star.

Hal Jordan has posed:
    "Oooooo. Nice." Hal Jordan hovers nearby, watching the fight. His eyes scan the battle, making sure if damage was going to ahppen nearby, he'd be there in a flash.

    "No pom poms this time." Hal laughs and winces as that last blow lands. "He fights dirty, so..." Hal waits, watches, and wonders. What caused this battle to happen?

Mary Jane Watson has posed:
BZAPP! "OW! OW! HOT FOOT! HOT FOOT!" Lobo would hit the ground, and flee over to the nearest place that had something to put out the huge flamer that had stuck on him. He would flee over in to a local paint store. SPLOOSH!
    While in there, Lobo would grunt at Hal, "Good for nothing prissy pants.." Then, he would see something that would have him start to cackle. A large lightbulb would flash over on top of the lunatic's head as he would be moving to pick up the store over and tear out the floor underneath it and shake it wildly to knock out anyone inside!

Hyperion has posed:
    As Lobo drops down out of sight, Hyperion shifts his perceptions through the E-M Spectrum. His sense pierce the rock, and then the building being lifted by Lobo. He takes a mental count of the people within said building. And then he draws his energy inward... pouring it into his speed, reflexes and perceptions.

    And the next moment, there is a golden and black blur as he races faster than even some superhumans can perceive. Up and into the building he goes. Like the last two mass encounters he dealt with, he focuses on evacuation first. Poof Poof Poof, each poof being a person dropped off a half mile out. He can't keep up this speed forward, but for the short time it takes to get all of the bystanders out of that building... and then start evacuating them from other nearby structures. The fight is forgotten for now, and all of about nine seconds pass while he removes thirty five people from the combat zone.

    Only after that does he skid to a stop before Lobo, "Your salt shaker is empty." he says to the Main Man, "And huh... I didn't think you were so weak that you'd try using bystanders to make up for your weakness." he taunts.

Mary Jane Watson has posed:
Right as Hyperion goes to move to stop by Lobo, there goes that CRASH over as Lobo goes to whip around the huge building that he had been shaking, attempting to smash it HARD over into Hyperion with full power! Having been tracking the super powered goof until he had come to a stop to do the taunt..
    "IT's about what works! And the name of the game is to win!" Presuming that Hyperion was caught within the building being smashed HARD atop him, Lobo would then attempt to crush it over and fold it in over like an origami ball being readied for a total squishing! Possibly with Hyperion still inside if he hadn't been quick enough to dodge out of the way!

Hyperion has posed:
    SMASH! Hyperion had been hoping Lobo would try that. Lobo's strength is prodigious, but the materials of the building, already having been damaged by the lift and shake... pretty much disintegrate atop Hyperion. He just stands there and takes it, holding himself utterly still as everything shakes about him.

    This has the side effect of having much the same effect as a super dense pinball crashing through cardboard. But after a few seconds of letting this go down, he just slides forward. It's time to get straight up here, and a series of jabs in a classic boxing style of fisticuffs are launched towards Lobo, followed up with the sort of right hook that could launch a target into orbit if they survived it. It's Lobo, Hyperion -knows- he doesn't need to hold back. I mean he's not so gauche as to make a speech about a world made out of cardboard... but it's about the first time he has ever tried using his full strength since coming to this universe.

    The energy pulses in his muscles, and supercharges them as he attacks... and attacks again and again.

Mary Jane Watson has posed:
WHAM! BAM! POW! KABONG! WHIFFO! Lobo goes to take the full power bludgeon and rapid fire punches over from Hyperion over that strike him hard over! He's brutalized, the sounds of bones breaking, things caving, and more and more 'OW THE FACE' sorts of noises! But Lobo is punching back full power, full feral! And perhpas even striking some of the times himself as presuming the two do shockwaves would be hitting all over the place! And almost as fast as Hyperion is brutalizing Lobo and moving to badly injure him he's healing up as hte two are exchanging battering rams that could shake apart continents!
    There's a revving through the air even as Lobo's bike goes to zoom along, trying to ram Hyperion over from behind with surprising speed and agility, acting independently of it's space dolphin doting master!

Hyperion has posed:
    Well, this is where Hyperion is -really- going to make Lobo angry. His shirt has a small rip in it to show that this is an excessive fight. But as the bike comes in, that augmented hearing lets Hyperion lock on without looking. Just as the bike does its level best to ram into him, he reaches back with one hand and grabs one of the forks on front of the machine.

    "I bet you love your bike." he says to Lobo before he brings the thing up, and then grips the other fork with his other hand and then brings the thing down on Lobo's head once, twice... three times at full force. Turning the beloved Spacefrag into a bludgeoning weapon that is not going to really survive the experience.

    Once he has struck Lobo a few times with the bike, his right foot would lash out towards the Main Man's knee, over and over... and then he'd lift himself off the ground for a moment while winding the bike into an uppercut of -epic- proportions.

Mary Jane Watson has posed:
The bike is caught over by Hyperion over and then going to be smashed over HARD into Lobo, "MY BIKE!" Even as Hyperion goes to start to hit Lobo over into the knee and then the chin over with a brutally hard PUNCH that goes in with the near full power that the gods that fly amongst hte planets can as it's hit into the Fraggomizer hard. Lobo.. Is launched into orbit. And out of orbit. And into a trajectory towards the sun HARD at a couple of percentages of C with a 'WAUGH' that somehow carries over into the air and through space (because apaprently they CAN hear you scream) as he goes to be flung far, far overhead and far, far away!

Hyperion has posed:
    And the bike presumably attempts to go to Lobo's aid. "Let's let him stew a while." says Hyperion as he turns and looks to survey the damage inflicted on the small town this took place within. He sighs and shakes his head. "Damn." he mutters before he sets the bike down and grips its core with both hands, pulling until he rips it apart. If it acted independently, odds are it'll self-repair. So he lets go of it then and goes to start helping the people of the small town.

    Time to start reconstruction and such. Oh yes, and apologizing. Lots of apologizing.