7812/Discord: Prologue - Disir I

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Discord: Prologue - Disir I
Date of Scene: 13 September 2021
Location: Palace - Asgard
Synopsis: Hermod, bruised from being an Aesir sacrifice to the gods, has a warning for Thor. Autocorrect is NEVER your trustworthy ally!
Cast of Characters: Jane Foster, Hela, Thor
Tinyplot: 1000 Faces of Death


Hela has posed:
Asgard's been something of a chaotic mess the past two or three days. Call it all the dead gone long absent -- for months -- suddenly showing up partly responsible.

Hermod, messenger of Odin and very nearly sacrificed to several gods of death, is at the periphery. He isn't the best at dodging guards, but being fast counts.

Besides, he has the wonder of a device that can spread words quickly.

Hela has posed:
<Text message> Hermod sends to Thor: Did you hear about Balder in Mexico yet? Get mead if you haven't!

Thor has posed:
<Text message> Thor sends to Hermod: Mexico? No! Beans are in stuff for...wtf? What is autocorrect?!? I have the mead. Actually, there is a barrel or two less than yesterday...how is Asgard?

Hela has posed:
<Text message> Hermod sends Thor: Beans? Why would it think you want to write about beans? This foolish technology is so antiquated. If only it could keep up. Asgard is badly. All-Father's been gone for hours. Your brother went down with Fandral to Midgard after receiving a mighty boon of your father's power. Must be bad.

Thor has posed:
<Text message> Thor sends to Hermod: It is! Trying to mash buttons. So hard! My Father is gone? Loki has received Odin's blessing? It must be Ragnarok for sure...

Hela has posed:
<Text message> Hermod sends Thor: No. That would be Prince Balder. I've not any idea where Loki was since Lady Sif brought me back here and sternly informed me I wasn't go go anywhere.

Thor has posed:
<Text message> Thor sends to Hermod: Baldur! That is a relief! Lady Sif has given you a righteous task! Well met indeed!

Hela has posed:
<Text message> Hermod sends Thor: Lady Sif descended like one of your very own bolts to cleave open that wicked boat your brother transformed into the likeness of the palace here! A wicked and clever bit of illusion that had me taken too. The wretched miscreants and misanthropes gathered on that poor island meant nothing less than to acquire a mighty domain outside the reach of the All-Father -- or any other pantheon for that matter. They would be masters of death and thrilled to their own might. Without the intervention from Asgard, surely all would have turned terrible. I was made to return here after Prince Loki and Prince Balder fought and so did Lady Sif with great prowess. You must know Pluto of the Roman pantheon ripped my tongue from my head. He meant to murder me! But then Brunnhilde had much to say about that too!

Thor has posed:
<Text message> Thor sends to Hermod: Ah Lady Sif. What a woman! LOL! Brunnhilde! Pluto! Indeed! I have heard this. I am sorry old friend about your tongue1 I am sure there is something we can do about that! I would hate to have you not enjoy the food and drink of Valhalla!

Hela has posed:
<Text message> Hermod sends Thor: What a woman if you don't fear her pulling a sword to part your head from your shoulders! Not all of us can be so sturdy as yours. My tongue's a loss of great measure. They haven't told me how swift it can be restored.

Thor has posed:
<Text message> Thor sends to Hermod: I will endeavor to find out soon! In the meantime, be steady and stay vigilant!

Hela has posed:
<Text message> Hermod sends Thor: I shall, Thunderer! In the meantime, be wary. No one seems to much understand yet what happened in Mexico. When the All-Father took his leave, it was in great haste. It must be important. I have no task yet -- he didn't even entrust Mugin or Huginn, you know how mad they are. There is more soon. But your eye and your strength of arms are needed keenly!