|Harley Quinn (Scenesys ID: 43)|
|Residence:||Gotham and/or Arkham Asylum|
|Groups:||Birds of Prey, Hellfire Club, Rogues Gallery, Suicide Squad,|
|Apparent Age:||26||Actual Age:||26|
|Date of Birth||12 Apr 1994||Played By||Margot Robbie|
|Hair Color:||Blonde (bleached)||Eye Color:||Blue|
|Theme Song:||Serial Mind in Music|
The Clown Princess of Crime is notorious in Gotham City. For three years she's run chaotic reigns across the city. She's hurt people, she is very dangerous, and she does not value human life as a general rule. She doesn't go out of her way to KILL people, though. She's also a known affilitate of both the Joker and Poison Ivy. To say that she's considered untrustworthy and criminal is an understatement.
* Sweet and innocent Harleen Quinzel is born in New Jersey in 1994 (or something.)
* 1994-2008: She is a toddler and they don't have personalities worth mentioning. Your children suck.
* 2008: Waaaahoooo! High School! Totally still sweet, a whole lot less innocent, ya know wha' I'm sayin'? Yeah, you know.
* 2008: Also gymnastics. That'll be on the test.
* 2012: Graduation from High School! All the book learnin's lead to advanced educatin'!
* Early 2015: Graduates from GSU with a degree in Criminal Psychology, top of the class too! Knowing how crazy people think? That's not bad is it? Gonna save the world with that information.
* 2015: Can you believe she WORKED at Arkham? For a PAYCHECK? Takes a very special interest in the Joker.
* 2015: Special interest in the Joker backfires. Now a crazy person.
* 2015- 2018: Insert 80s 'training' montage of various encounters against the Bat-Family, always on the Joker's side. Lots of criminal stuff too! (She still gets her doctorate, which merits lots of achievement points)
* 2018: Arrested while breaking Joker out of Prison. Kills several guards and a colleague. Certified criminally insane, which is super funny in hindsight.
* 2018: Breaks out of Arkham. Does more criminal stuff.
* 2018: Goes back to Arkham.
* 2018: Breaks out of Arkha- this could go on for a while? This happens frequently.
* 2019: Meets Poison Ivy and becomes fast friends. Her crazy matches Harley's crazy. Pam does some wicked experiments and gives Harley super stremf and resistance to stuff. It was sweet, as far as not on her birthday, birthday presents go.
* 2020: Back in Arkham again. Not really on speaking terms with Joker right now on account of him bein' not so good for her, but who knows, that's a revolvin' door situation too.
Harley is one flew over. She's a sandwich short of a dub sack donut. She is certifiably insane. Not the pretendy fun insane either. She's the kind of crazy that leads to random acts of violence unproportional to stimuli. Someone makes her happy and she's just as likely to knife them as laugh.. She is reknowned for volitile outbursts of the particularly nuclear type and has earned a reputation for being maladjusted in almost all situations.
This is not your dads crazy.
Very little actual thought goes into anything Harley does. It's all snap judgement and tons and tons of mistakes in adulthood. She started out as a fairly intelligent woman, and still is to a certain extent, it's just buried beneath layer upon layer of shattered psychi. It makes her unpreditable in many ways, but completely preditable in others.
Despite her insanity, she's absurdly intelligent. She's impulsive and violitile sure, but she /knows/ what she's doing. Which makes some of her antics all the more odd given how obstinate they ultimately are in comparison to her demonstrable mental accumen.
While Harley is undoubtedly insane she also knows how to use it to her advantage. She is quite intuitive, and aware of how people see her. With that she uses her condition to get her way more often than not, playing with others emotions and expectations. Because who isn't scared of a clownette screaming with full lungs she is ready to murderize someone..?
Due to some whimy timy weirdness that only Gotham can produce, Harley is kind of stronger than she looks. Not like, lifting a car and throwing it strong, but certainly as strong as the biggest strong guy of a normal strong guy level. Also, she's immune to some stuff. Like Joker's toxins and ivy's poisons. Mostly this is Ivy's doing, so write your hate letters to her.
This isn't the medical kind. She's the kind of doctor that other doctors laugh at when they say can you call me doctor please?. She's a doctor of psychology. Which isn't to take anything away from her skillset, she's supremely good at reading people and classifying them into subcategories, but she doesn't know a whole lot about stitching people up. Her skill is more of the mess with people variety. Nobody makes as good a prankster as someone who knows exactly what makes a person tick, then uses that ticky stuff to tick them off with ticky pranks.
Being constantly put at Arkham Asylum and escaping soon after has given her an experience in getting out of tight spots that is nearly unmatched, coupled with her unorthodox way of thinking and suppleness. Be it manacles, straight-jackets or prison cells. It has made it so she has become very proficient with thieving, stealthing about, mechanical locks.. You name it. Just not the super complicated technological locks, she is no hacker! Even so there's just no holding this girl down! Houdini much?
With her strength and her gymanstic ability, mixed with a little unpreditablity, Harley is one heck of a fighter. She can use her mallot to launch herself into flips, then swing said mallot with effortless grace to do the smashy wack'a mole upon the unsuspecting. She is very dangerous as far as fighty persons go because of all the things. She's just not a ninja.
Told ya it was on the test. Almost fifteen years of gymnastics including collegic level competative league has left Harley with a healthy ability at flippin' and bendin' and doin' the huzzah whatsits with the aerial dohickery.
Master of Disguise:
While Harley has a distinct look to her most of the times she knows how to apply elaborate disguises to go unnoticed if she puts her mind to it. This has been used in the past for her crimes alongside the Joker but also as an escape route from Arkham. Did you ever imagine you'd see a Cop- Harley? Neither did the Arkham prison guards...
As far as resources go, Arkham Asylum is only a slightly less bad one than the Joker, but Harley rules the roost in the Asylum. She's kind of a VIP guest at the place and most patients know her by name, if not directly. When she's there, she gets all kinds of special treatment, and she knows the place like the back of her hand. Escaping is almost as easy as getting put there in the first place!
Bag of Things:
It's basically a Utility belt worn on her shoulder. This is where Harley keeps all her toys, from gadgets she's built, to grenades. There's some highly illegal stuff in there and there's things she bought right out of spencers gifts. This includes prop-guns, real guns, and tons upon tons of explosives where it is needed for whatever she's doing.
Bud and Lou:
There are plenty of crazy people willing to follow Harley, which is saying a lot, but the two people who are always lapping at her heels? Bud and Lou. The Hyenas she raised from pups are a Clownettes best friend. They will lick her face and tackle her playfully, then run off to maul a guy. They're adorable aint they? Jus' the bees knees, them cutsie lil squirrels.
As far as resources go, the Clown Prince of Crime isn't the best, but she's pretty close with him (sometimes) and is on again off again his compatriot in shared anarchy. That said, she cannot call on him for assistance and he will leave her behind at the drop of a preverbial hat. So, technically, she's a resource for him on her own sheet.
Her association with the Joker has given her a slew of contacts in the underworld. Contacts she can 'count' on to give her access to info on the streets, who's pushin', what drugs are hot, weapon smugglin', blablabla. Basically if somethin' is shakin' in the underworld she is the girl who may have info about it. This is also good for trying to fence or getting her guns restocked when needed. Of course that this doesn't always work due to her public separation from the Joker. Sometimes she may just be snubbed or worse, treated as a joke. (hint: She doesn't like that..., unless that's her intention)
Ivy, oh Ivy, where fore art thou. Pamelia Isley is to Harley Quinn as best friend in the darkness. A guiding star through the turbulent waters of insanity. She tries to bring the wayward girl back into some semblance of sanity, but mostly she just accepts her. If she's capable of having a best friend, Poison Ivy is it.
SHE CAN count on Ivy to come if she needs her. And visa versa.
She also gave her some super dope powers. Which was super nice of her.
This thing is a beast. Shaped metal filled with cement, it is equal parts comically big hammer and head smashy joy. Painted up red with swirling white lines around the handle, there's a pair of smiley faces on either flat end of the mallot head. It will rule you. It's, as they said in the 90s, hammer time.
Harley has an addictive personality and often latches onto people she feels are stronger or alpha. She's completely capable of filling the role for herself, of course, she is not a weakling or a weak willed individual, but her inclinations are to follow rather than lead. When someone is the target of her obsession, she'll go out of her way to be near them. It makes people uncomfortable, as a general rule, because of who she is.
(This weakness has the ability to be uncomfortable. It will never be used in a situation where the other player isn't comfortable with that kind of thing. The player of said character (me) will always have an ear and eye open watching for if it goes to far. This is meant to be good for story, not creepy for players. So let me know if it aint your bag, baby, yeeeaah.)
Harley is weak to him, allergic even. She doesn't want to be in his world, but he shows up, makes promises, and there she is.. like a battered house wife following him into some crazy scheme that will almost assuredly get her hurt or killed. All in the name of love. No amount of talking her down will change her mind in those moments, at least not usually. Some people get through better than others, of course, so it all comes down to timing. Suffice, she'll generally help him if he's in trouble and he'll almost assuredly betray her for it.
Harley is absolutely insane. There's no reasoning with her on an rational level, despite her supreme intelligence. The hampster is still running at the wheel, but it long ago develop arthritis, the poor thing. She's unlikely to ever rehabilitate and, to that end, is unlikely to ever reintegrate into normal society. Suffice to say the crimes she's commit would almost assuredly haunt her forever if she did. She's hurt people... really bad.. but in her head, they're all fake. There's a fine line of division between reality and subconscious delusion that she dances like a ballerina.
There is no way around it, people in Gotham know who Harley Quinn is. She cannot hide in a crowd, and often doesn't want to. Her face, both in and out of costume, is on every bulletin when she's free. People /know/ her, so going incognito is not at all possible for her.
Harley, by her own deeds and affiliation with Joker and Ivy, has run afoul of the Bat Clan. They will attack her if she's out, because there's no legal reason she should be, and attempt to put her back in Arkham. They do not play fair or nice and only periodically talk first. They are not on her Christmas list.
If she's not in Arkham, she's wanted. There will be warrents and manhunts and generally people with explody booms and sharpy sticky points trying to put her back where she belongs.
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|EROTEME: Lore||October 22nd, 2021||The Bat-Family take on the Riddler's Hall of Death Traps!|
|TBDD||October 18th, 2021||Ivy and Harley catch up and Ivy gets Tinderized.|
|Birds of a Feather||October 13th, 2021||When an Indian hacking group tries to take over the whole of Gotham's internet to steal credit card details from everyone and sell them in a fire sale to the highest bidder, Oracle is right behind and sends the Birds of Prey to the four corners of Gotham to protect the internet. They succeed and Oracle gets a long list of names to track down and punish.|
|The Birthday Party||September 28th, 2021||Everyone shows up to celebrate Bruce Wayne turning 43. Beware strangers bearing gifts in salmon pantsuits.|
|Swords and Sand||September 22nd, 2021||Harley and April enjoy a nice afternoon at the beaches of Themyscira while later going to a cave and finding an ancient sword! During it they talk about Amazons, how hot they are, and go for the thrills with jumping down from a waterfall! Oh, and April avades getting sharked. But who exactly did this sword belong to?|
|Dreamscapes: Attack of the What||September 15th, 2021||It's the attack of a giant green hamster! Franklin offers himself as a plaything for distraction while Misfit offers assistance, with April and Harley filming the events! Illyana tracks down the source....a dreaming student with too much pizza and a love of novelty music.|
|We ride...., to Themyscira!||September 12th, 2021||The trip to Themyscira is ready to go! Just minor details needing to be ironed out. Like Harley not having told April they were going, and April having been shot! (Tis just a flesh wound)|
|Three Ring Therapy||September 9th, 2021||The Cheshire and The Clownette. Therapy session #2, or: Keeping Secrets, And What Comes Of It.|
|A Tight-Knit Team||September 7th, 2021||Terry, Kaida, Gar, Harley and Kian become entangled in a knit-picky situation.|
|Gotham Knights vs Starling City Stags||September 1st, 2021||The football season begins in Gotham, and a microcosm of the city's night-dwelling citizens comes out to either cheer for the Knights or consume fried goods while pretending to cheer for the Knights. A suspicious transaction involving a stoat and a gold coin happens under the cover of SPORTSBALL. Alternatively: people gather around a television for the first game of the Gotham Knights. It's a football team, people! Read a book.|
|Dose-Response Relationship||August 29th, 2021||An emergency broadcast signal prompts a group into a horrific expedition down into the depths of Gotham, where they discover the grotesque altar to some sort of mechanized deity.|
|The Harley Hole||August 24th, 2021||Harley is going to get info about Quellazaire no matter what! Babs turns it into Law and Order.|
|Wonder Quinn||August 19th, 2021||Harley and Diana meet in a park for a catch up and friendly banter! Maybe some bounty hunting deals are settled too...|
|Welcome to the Suicide Squad, Mystique! Don't mind the bombs..||August 8th, 2021||Mystique gets brought in to Waller so the terms of her 'release' are set. Task Force X is in the horizon for Mystique! Harley is there too for a 'traffic' violation, along with Cole. The former explains the cunning plan she did to meet Mystique while the latter pretends to fall asleep so Waller doesn't bother him anymore.|
|Look what the April Drug In||August 5th, 2021||April breaks it to Harley that they have a new pet! Or something!|
|Truthseekers: Harley Quinn Returns||August 1st, 2021||No description|
|Hitting the Bullseye||July 25th, 2021||Waller comes to Bullseye with an offer he can't refuse.|
|Leave the brooding to the Bats!||July 19th, 2021||Harley and Ivy go to the Sing Sing bar for Harley to sing and for Ivy to get un-broodened from her brooding, murderous ways.|
|Shock to the System||July 18th, 2021||While a heat wave sweeping across the coast puts the city's electrical grid under massive strain, mercenaries take over a power station in Gotham, but a team of local vigilantes kicks them right out. It leads into an impromptu Outsiders gathering.|
|Digging in||July 6th, 2021||April and Harley dig into what they retrieved from their warehouse raid and consider what next steps to take. But pork chops turn into the priority.|
|Harley and Aimee's Cross-Country Cavalcade: Part 3 - Meeting the Parents||June 29th, 2021||Harley meets Aimee's parents, and Aimee drops a (figurative) bomb.|
|People don't look up often enough||June 26th, 2021||Leonardo goes to check in on April. He surprises her and her roommate by sneaking in and observing from near the ceiling before dropping in on them. Tea and information is shared.|
|Happy Birthday Pamela!||June 20th, 2021||Harley surprises Ivy with a sort of birthday party but they get interrupted by Quellazaire's minions who do an attack on ArcTerra. With Brunnhilde's help who was drinking a storm they fend off the attack. It was time to go on the attack against their archenemy! Oh, and Pamela gets a tree seed for her birthday.|
|The Karaoke Trifecta, but they are actually four||June 5th, 2021||It's Karaoke time at Sing Sing! Harley, April, Kian and Terry go and sing in duos. Kian and Terry do their best muppet impression. We find out April is the best planker in this side of Manhattan and they have the time of their life. Literally! They also end up going to April's apartment and actually see Dirty Dancing, among other shenanigans!|
|Following the Rat Trail||June 1st, 2021||April, Mikey and Harley go visit the warehouse Rat Catcher told them would have clues on where the Rat King is at. It's spooky as all heck, and why is this warehouse looking like some medical facility? Before they can find all the answers they want they are attacked by the foot and pursued by a mysterious new opponent. Leatherhead!|
|Themysciran Arts||May 26th, 2021||The Themysciran Arts Center debuts its offerings to the public. The Center will be a bastion of immersing the public of the mortal world in all things related to paradise island. Caitlin Fairchild is welcomed in to the Amazon ranks, and a squirrel eats a hot dog that is bigger than its own body.|
|CLARICE O'NEIL||May 25th, 2021||April and Harley get home after speaking to the Rat Catcher in the bowels (gross) of the Blackgate Prison. They talk all kinds of things, and read fan mail, while enjoying each other's company on the sofa.|
|Where is Diana||May 21st, 2021||Harley goes to find Diana at the Themysciran embassy but instead meets the gardener who is none other than Thor!|
|Slighted on Opening Night||May 10th, 2021||Harley Quinn saves theatre goers from Clayface's outburst at their bad reviews of his play.|
|Thrust upon them||May 4th, 2021||Abcde runs in to Harley at a whiskey bar and offers to give her a tattoo, shares life stories, and gets invited to watch a Roller Derby match!|
|How to train your Rat: Prison Edition||April 29th, 2021||April and Harley go to visit the Rat Catcher at the Blackgate Prison. A bit more of the mystery about the attack on the turtles is unveiled. But more questions rise up. Who was behind it if not this guy? And why is April a criminal mastermind who has Harley Quinn as an assistant?!|
|When the roller derby comes to you.||April 27th, 2021||Harley gets Ivy to join her for a game of roller derby! Go Brooklyn Queens!|
|Who robs banks anymore||April 26th, 2021||Waller sends the SUICIDE SQUAD to retrieve some documents from the Gotham Bank. Easy peasy right? Nothing is ever easy for the Squad! But they get the unexpected help from Roland who stamps down on any banditry afoot.|
|Secure the Sewers||April 13th, 2021||Harley, April, Mikey and Donnie setup some security cameras in the sewers on April's BDay. Some good silly conversation takes place, and Mikey is scandalized by it all.|
|Harley and Aimee's Cross-Country Cavalcade: Part 2 - Grand Theft Auto||April 12th, 2021||Harls and Aims do a favour for a mob boss who makes a mean pizza.|
|Harley and Aimee's Cross-Country Cavalcade: Part 1||April 11th, 2021||Harley and Aimee end the first day of their road-trip by admiring Niagara Falls.|
|1000 Faces: Putting Romance in the Necromancer||March 28th, 2021||One dead girlfriend. One undead girlfriend. A farmer's market, 4 dozen doughnuts, and the police equal a bad romance. Oh oh oh, caught in a bad romance.|
|Mos Eisley Stories||March 26th, 2021||Today our process of finding if Big Moe could eat a snooker ball is interrupted by Nightwing barging into the Dugout to ask Harley about all that's been happening around her. Noone gets dragged to Arkham Asylum. Refreshing!|
|The Harlequin Blues||March 21st, 2021||When it comes to Harley, things are seldom what they seem. Terry and Gar come to inquire about the stories behind those scurrilous Gotham Gazette headlines, and they might have just drafted themselves into hunting some gangsters!|
|Revealing an Icon||March 20th, 2021||Abcde, Harley, Irons, and Rhodes battle a rogue water elemental summoned by fire and water at the last day of shooting for a streaming BBQ competition show which has sadly just run out of money.|
|Holy ground is sacred||March 17th, 2021||Harley brings Aimee to taste the best sandwiches in Gotham but they are attacked by Quallazaire's goons! Noone respects holy ground anymore...|
|Twasn't me!||March 11th, 2021||Harley gets lectured by her roommate due to all the news coming out in the papers about her! Unfair!|
|Connecting the dots||March 9th, 2021||Pam and Harley go to meet with a supposed client for one of their bounty hunts but instead it's some Cruella wanting to know why they were messing with their construction in the docks. Diplomacy fails and so they need a quick escape! Luckily someone liked cigarillos!|
|Dismounting a Rider||March 8th, 2021||Abcde finds a corrupted spirit riding a bartender. With the aid of Koga Miura and Harley Quinn, they save the bartender, but not the bar.|
|You are now one with the Force||March 1st, 2021||Terry finally graduates Harley-Fu. At least the beginner steps! And then the Brooklyn Bombshells make a visit.|
|A clownette comes a-knocking||February 20th, 2021||Someone's been naughty and the clownette breaks into Aimee's apartment to cross the i's and dot the t's!|
|Don't Freak out! Part II||February 17th, 2021||Harley, Pam and Meggan come across a construction site in the old pier which is taking down the plant life of the area. Then they remodel it.|
|What dolls||February 13th, 2021||Firefly. Cap's butt looks good, why is Inara so similar to Vanessa and why is River the best character? All questions answered in this scene! Also, Mrs. Dolittle was creepy as heck. But now she is in doll hell.|
|Empty Baths Are for Rock Throwing||February 11th, 2021||Harley and Carrie officially meet for the first time.|
|A doll for me, a gift for you.||February 10th, 2021||After the 'doll incident' Harley calls Aimee over to the scene of the ritual once again (April's apartment, where else?). She is introduced to Bud and Lou and Harley has a gift for her.|
|Hello, Dolly||February 5th, 2021||You're never too old to play with dolls, right?|
|A Helping Hand pt. 1||February 5th, 2021||James gets some, uh,|
|Don't Freak out!||February 3rd, 2021||Pam and Harley go get freaky at the Tiki to celebrate their first bounty hunting.. But when they go to the pier for Harley to walk off all those Tiki-Wikis she drank they find out that the old pier is going to get demolished!|
|At The Drop Of A Mallet||February 1st, 2021||Like Roseanne Roseannadanna used to say, if it ain't one thing, it's anudda. Either you get depowered and have to confront your doppelganger or ya go runnin' around rooftops bein' chased by Harley's Hyenas.|
|Mos Eisley dug out||January 29th, 2021||Babs comes to the Dugout to leave listening devices and runs into Harley Quinn. They share a beer and terrify poor Ron. Think of the children.|
|It's A Hard Knock Life||January 28th, 2021||The inimitable culinary wisdom of Harleen Quinzell is dispensed upon Terry O'Neil. If he is a good student, he might be able to learn how to serve some of her specialty knuckle sandwiches and the legendary Hertz Donut.|
|The Beast's Gambit||January 18th, 2021||The plans of the Beast's Paw come into greater focus as they manage to successfully achieve at least part of their objective with burning of Chinatown and the trap to provoke more violence between the gangs of Gotham. Still, heroes like Batman, Batwoman, the Shadow and the unlikely Harley Quinn prevent the loss of life from being as great as it could have been.|
|Cat+Cat=Pics||January 14th, 2021||Terry comes talk with secretary Harley who welcomes chocolates until the doppelganger-Terry arrives. There's confusion, making out, catception, selfies and unconsciousness!
So it's all pretty much business as usual!
|The Bounty Gals||January 12th, 2021||Harley and Ivy meet up at the BIODOME, where two former mistresses of crime come in and one badass bounty hunting team comes out.|
|Another You: Gar, You're a Star(fish)||January 10th, 2021||Terry and Kori take the T-Sub out to search for Beast Boy, hoping for the best. Harley Quinn joins them, looking to call in a favor from Aquaman. Instead, they get an assist from Tempest. Kori told you so, Terry.|
|What What!||January 9th, 2021||Harley and the Heynas come back to the apartment. Schemes are hatched, plans are formulated, Miama Heat is a show about Vice cops and Bad Girls 4 Life.|
|The Longest Morning||January 6th, 2021||The morning after the encounter of the docks. Wally, Kori, Harley and Siobhan stop by. Then Damian and Terry get into a fight and Colette drinks.|
|Hanging out after the party!||January 4th, 2021||Harley and Aimee go the Hanging Tree in Gotham after the New Year's Eve party. They are perhaps a bit drunk. But that doesn't stop them from daringly climb up the tree and perform a duet.|
|Is that a bird||January 3rd, 2021||Doreen and Harley were expecting a normal pizza dinner at Angelo's Pizza. The pizzaria happened to be robbed two days ago, not for money, but for a LOT of pizza. Turns out that the robber and his associates were planning a very unconventional protest because after the hungry duo finished their meal, two biplanes flew over the restaurant at several hundred feet, throwing pizzas down en masse. It was literally raining pizzas! The robber himself was ranting about Angelo's Pizza until he slipped and fell on a pizza and twisted his ankle in a sewer grate. Doreen and Harley did their best to instill remorse in the guy and hope that he will change his ways after his jail time. Time will tell! The day is saved!|
|Santa comes to the docks||December 28th, 2020||Two Bats, a Shadow and an Harley remind Vinny and his thugs why smuggling stuff in kid's toys is wrong.|
|The Clown and The Fool||December 27th, 2020||Gar confronts Harley, thinking he knows all the answers, when it's the questions that may have been wrong from the start.|
|All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth||December 23rd, 2020||Vorpal and Harley Quinn volunteer to deliver toys at the Gotham Children's Hospital. What could possibly go wrong?|
|Wayne Foundation Charity New Years Eve||December 22nd, 2020||A lovely time was had by all, and a Happy New Year|
|Malls are the Future||December 17th, 2020||Harley and April hangout in the mall! It's a shame it closed like a decade ago. 2020 sucks!|
|Reunions with cats and clownettes||December 7th, 2020||The cats come for a visit on Harley after Terry was away for ages! Flashlights, talks of nature, lil lions, smuggling booze for drunkard Akians ... It has it all!|
|The Dimensional Nexus strikes again!||December 3rd, 2020||Alyx drops in at April's apartment when Spiral and Harley are lounging. Standoff ensues.|
|Interrogation over beer||December 3rd, 2020||Harley Quinn conducts an interview on Alyx after she crashes on April's apartment. They discover about Alyx's origins and how her parents had sex to have her. An important distinction!|
|Hot Topic vs Honky Tonk||November 30th, 2020||Harley goes to a bar and comes across Jimmy Hudson. Turns out he is not the bartender! What a cheat!|
|Cleanin the nexus||November 23rd, 2020||Harley is on clean-up duty after their adventure out of time when Ivy arrives after her own adventure mingling with Ace Chemicals execs. Spiral and her TROPES drop in and they mingle. Harley does dinner because she is nice like that.|
|Gotham Tourists and Yummy Food||November 21st, 2020||Doreen met Diana and Harley.. and Juggernaut. And they all met each other if they didn't already know each other! Ray ate a burger and kinda-sorta met everyone else too! It was a nice night in Gotham and Doreen got to eat dinner at the Iceberg Lounge... and sneak food to Tippy-Toe!|
|Here Mall Along||November 17th, 2020||There's a gathering in the Mall, things are talked about, stuff is figured out. There's a spooky subway station downstairs that needs more security, Raph's a jerkface, and Harley turns the|
|Roll out!||November 13th, 2020||It's derby night with Tenderloin again visiting the Brooklyn Queens! Harley 'recruits' Aimee to play on their game and chaos ensues!|
|The Clown Prince of Crime||November 7th, 2020||What's more fun than robbing banks? A visit to the Iceberg Lounge!|
|Bank to the Future||November 7th, 2020||Spiral, April and Harley make their way back to 2020 once more, via a bank. It makes sense to Spiral at least.|
|The Clown Princess of Crime||November 6th, 2020||April, Harley and Spiral go back in time to avert shenanigans. Part 1 is April making sure Old Harley doesn't get in the way. Which she does with her vast knowledge of Harley's fave movies.|
|Karaoke is back in town, baby!||November 5th, 2020||Karaoke, dancing, and Spiral's resume in a bar.|
|What Kind of Circle Never Ends||November 4th, 2020||Spiral and Harley Quinn appear out of no where to question Edward Nygma. Even now, he has no idea what they were trying to recruit him for is the Suicide Squad, but it seems he's agreed to an additional meeting. Perhaps with The Wall herself.|
|April's Apartment : Multiversal Temporal Nexus||November 2nd, 2020||April's apartment is a temporal nexus as well as a multiversal one. After it gets wrecked the three go back in time, to save the Joker!|
|Cleanin' House||October 31st, 2020||The Bat trio of Batman, Spoiler and smol Robin visit Harley when she is doing clean-up chez April's store. The hyenas are disappointed about no caramel chew though apparently Harley is somewhat different from the past. Is it for real though?|
|Dancing with the Stars: Wildways Edition||October 29th, 2020||(Note: This happens the day after scene 3760)
Turns out there was magic in the drinks and Harley got a bit of it. By works of strange magics, coincidence, and copying Spiral's dancing patterns she teleports herself, Spiral and Aimee to the Wildways where, of course, chaos ensues. And they meet Spiral's nemesis, Swift Vengeance!
|Group Therapy||October 27th, 2020||Dr Kat the television personality finds the wrong trio to try group therapy on. Chaos ensues.|
|Old Stuff New Stuff||October 24th, 2020||Harley, Mikey, April all chat together while the Antique Store is setup for possible movie-ins to enjoy and occupy the space that's gone unused for a decade!|
|Bubblegum and Karaoke||October 22nd, 2020||Harley drags Spiral down to the Sing Sing bar for karaoke where Spiral and Aimee literally crash heads together! Harley comes to the rescue with some 'Get Lucky' and then they find out what more about their new friend.|
|Harley's Titan Couch||October 22nd, 2020||Siobhan comes to Harley's Couch at the Titans lobby for a word about the problems in her life and their missing friends up in space. Turns out being a death banshee is wicked!|
|Cyborg Wars||October 20th, 2020||Spiral tries her hand at marketing the Body Shoppe through the medium of cyborgs brutalising innocent boxers. And is stopped.|
|Six Leagues Over The Pool (And Other Arm References)||October 18th, 2020||Wade, Harley, and Spiral all bond over their abnormalities, and vow to believe in themselves and that they're human after all!|
|It was just a Halloween costume tryout!||October 13th, 2020||Halloween costume tryouts chez April goes astray when a wild Spiral appears for a long due visit! They meet and arrange dinner. Spaguetti! And Spiral gets the drinks from her old friend Elizabeth.|
|ZZGU: Suicide Squad Edition||October 13th, 2020||The Suicide Squad is assembled once again! They go into a camp full of nazi-cultists, get slimed, pursued by tanks, shot with miniguns but miraculously come up on top and do the mission.
RIP Jawmaw and Mysterious Ninja.
|It comes from beyond:Do that Funky Dance||October 12th, 2020||Ritual goes off at a halloween party. Something awakens into this world.|
|Prison fun times!||October 11th, 2020||Team bonding exercise at Belle Reve With Spiral, Harley and Cole! Harley doesn't remember how she got here...! Hard partying the other night. But they decide on what Cole's title will be. Colonel Cole!|
|When the Doctor is away the mystics will play||October 9th, 2020||Strange is missing, a magical frat party has broken out. A couple of couples show up and enjoy in the dancing and festivities.|
|Don't mess with the clown!||October 8th, 2020||Spiral angers the clownette, so she shows her a bit of what makes her so feared! Then try to have a moment but the stupid prison guards and the inmates just won't shut up!|
|Green Acres is the place for me||October 7th, 2020||Cattle rassling with Harley quinn and Casey Jones. Talk about wars, rats, and chasing down cows.|
|Clown 4 Clown. No Not That Clown.||October 6th, 2020||Wade Wilson and Harley Quinn have an amazing night out!|
|Chilling with the Crow||October 5th, 2020||Is it the Crow or the Raven? April and Harley talk about ex'es, Halloween, Tahiti and busting people's knees while watching a cult classic movie.|
|Spiralling trouble at the docks||October 5th, 2020||Gambit + Rogue battle with Harley + Spiral over some criminal dirtbag. Waller ends up getting the dirtbags body, but whether its alive or not, is anybody's guess.|
|Whack'a'goyle||October 5th, 2020||Batgoyles pursue Alexander, and then pursue Harley. The nerve on those things! So they get whacked down!|
|The Return Of the Pumpkin Spice||October 3rd, 2020||October means a certain coffee treat is back for sale.|
|A Strange day||October 3rd, 2020||Strange meets Harley + Spiral. Rocky start, strange finish.|
|How Goes The Bounting||October 2nd, 2020||Ivy and Harley have a rare peaceful moment together to reflect on their friendship and challenges|
|Around the World||October 1st, 2020||Around the World. By Daft Punk|
|Can't fix crazy||September 30th, 2020||Fixing the queen of clown's car. Casey and Harley.|
|Intruder alert||September 29th, 2020||Someone parking outside the Body Shop now? NYC needs more wardens|
|Hangin' with the 'Borgs||September 28th, 2020||Harley has *more* gifts for Spiral! Including a bat! But they are interrupted by a couple of cyborgs unhappy with how Spiral treated them... They intervene to save some innocents and while Harley gets to kick some ass Spiral actually talks one down from a fight! Impressive! Also, GROUP SELFIE!|
|Can I have some damn ice on my drink||September 25th, 2020||Harley is having a nice drink at the Lounge when Bullseye comes swaggering. He wants to know about Chucky who works for no-good Sionis. So of course that Harley sends him to talk with her 'friend' Vinny at the dugout for info!|
|Honey, I am home!!||September 24th, 2020||Casey meets Harley Quinn, the luv doctor with important love advice for Casey's life. And then they go save the President from being kidnapped by ninjas. True story!|
|Was it the Egg or the Bacon that came first||September 23rd, 2020||Harley brings Spiral to Versailles, one of her favorite grease spots. They have Harley's favorite sandwich! And Spiral gets to ask Harley some questions about her past while Harley makes Spiral uncomfortable with her own questions!|
|The Harley Pizza Delivery Service!||September 21st, 2020||Harley comes bearing gifts for Spiral along with Bud and Lou. Pizza and movies are a no go. But a vynil record player and a new outfit are a go! They also talk about Spiral's origin story. Mojoverse is weird!|
|To hope for a cat.||September 21st, 2020||How can anyone refuse the 'Donut Explosion' that Harley offers? Not Gar! So they meet at the boardwalk of St. Martin's and talk about their life without Vorpal, their hopes. And perhaps find a bit more of understanding on one another.|
|Harley's Pizza Place||September 20th, 2020||Harley and April spend a night in the arcade, chatting and enjoying each other's company!|
|Body Shop Lifting||September 19th, 2020||The Body Shop is almost back in business!|
|A bird and a clown walk into a bar...||September 18th, 2020||Harley doesn't find her booze at Titan's tower but meets Kian. Introduces him to the concept of booze and they talk about optimism and hope for what is to come next for the Titans and those missing out in space.|
|The Dancing Star||September 17th, 2020||Harley and Spiral do an impromptu duo for a dancing competition at the Sion. Go team!|
|And Little Italy was never the same again..||September 14th, 2020||Team Sarley? Harlera? topple Lady Stiltman for a sweet sweet bounty|
|To Hunt a Harley!||September 14th, 2020||Harley and Red Hood team-up for the best dynamic duo ever! Batman and Robin beware! (Well, maybe not the best of team-ups)|
|I want to talk with the manager!||September 13th, 2020||Harls meets Damian at the tower to know what happened with Vorp and the others. They talk about the odds of them returning and Harls self-inserts herself in the Titans. It's official now!|
|TROUBLE comes knocking!||September 10th, 2020||Karolina and Angelica save the Titans tower gate from getting smashed in by Smiley! And they get a friend in Harley with their genuineness.|
|And Sister Margaret was never the same again..||September 9th, 2020||The bounty hunting partners meet at Saint Margaret's.|
|The Hobo Rescuing Foundation||September 8th, 2020||So, we find out that at best Arthur would be a bum, not a hobo. But now he owes Harley Quinn for a soup and a good deed. So there's that!|
|Ridi, Pagliaccia!||September 7th, 2020||Terry's message arrives for Harl and April, and Harl hatches a plan that involves April's multipass- Green? Green!|
|The Lending of Hands||September 6th, 2020||Bane and Harley have a serendipitous meeting when they both target the Neon Dragon Triad for mutual reasons. Bane makes his intended example. Harley walks away with some cash. At least a few Triads die, but enough survive to tell the tale of why one should never... ever... steal from Bane.|
|A New Look||September 4th, 2020||Ivy shows off her new outfit to Harley, learns of Harley's new bounty hunter venture.|
|And the bounty huntin' scene was never the same again..||September 3rd, 2020||Harry's Bounty Hunting Bits hire da best bounty huntah they could dream of. Pineapple-free pizza too.|
|Harley Sessions: Netflix and O'Neil||August 13th, 2020||Terry and Harley speak on April's couch.|
|Too Many Mind||July 26th, 2020||Power Girl comes to check on Harley who has returned from grandmas house. Nobody was eaten.|
|The Sweet Smell of Success||June 19th, 2020||Batgirl and Spoiler apprehend Rat Catcher, then have an unexpected encounter with Harley Quinn|
|Harley Sessions: Ted Kord||June 4th, 2020||Ted comes by to get a confidence injection from Dr. Quinn. He only has one cookie.|
|Gotham Calling||June 1st, 2020||Batgirl comes calling to find out if Harley is as legit as people say. Jury still out.|
|Harley Sessions: Ella Normandy||May 25th, 2020||Ella comes for therapy and doesn't get exactly what she was expecting from Harley.|
|Afternoon Delight (Derby)||May 25th, 2020||Where to even start... Supposing at the beginning. Harley was involved in roller derby which Terry, Gar, and Colette went to spectate. After the departure of the fellas, Harley and Colette embarked upon a scheme to get shirts made.. After hearing the product request, that's when Harlan knew that things had gone astray. To foul to be repeated, to vile to be spoken, it was written as a labor of love and thus forgiveable by all but the most easily offended.. From there it was a trip to get Wangyu noodles... Wangyu, yes, they paid me extra to say that.. Wang. A cowboy, a bar fight, two pitchers of beer, twenty two asahi, and two bottles of sake.. two bowls of noodles, two plates of wangyu (that's the last time) and we still don't know who fell out first. All we know is that James Earl Jones passed up this role, and I should've too. Also, Gar and Terry were fu-...|
|Woo ee ooo ee ooooh||May 20th, 2020||Harley and April enjoy a bit of roomie time together. There's a talking plant, there's hyenas, and there's a movie with really questionable choices in how it ever got made!|
|Anything is The New Orange||May 7th, 2020||Ivy and Harley go shopping, it's never just normal.|
|Harley Sessions: Negasonic||April 28th, 2020||Negasonic Teenage Warhead comes to see Harley Quinn for some therapy... it does not go as expected. Write it down.|
|BFF meet BFF||April 28th, 2020||Harley brings Ivy home, Ivy brings Frank home, Mikey brings Klunk home, April brings sanity home... this is why we can't have nice things.|
|A Walk Home||April 23rd, 2020||Harley and April share some FRIEND TIME at April's new podcast studio that she's bought with all her sweet INTERNET MONEY. There's a lot of colorful dialog shared!|
|Meeting Old Friends||April 22nd, 2020||Poison Ivy escaped from Arkham. Harley learned of it and decided to come and greet her, making the correct guess, that Ivy will most likely seek refuge in Robinson Park. The greenest spot in Gotham.|
|Hit Me With Your Best Shot||April 19th, 2020||No description|
|It don't always make sense, at first.||April 14th, 2020||Luke is fighting, Harley and Power Girl show up to hand out some justice with a capital J.|
|Big Festival, Little Italy||April 10th, 2020||A street festival in Little Italy draws Bats, Olympians, SHIELD agents, and one very over-educated juggler.|
|Rage against the Machinima||April 6th, 2020||A swap meet in Tinderloin ends in a small gang war when Harley tries to break up a robbery...Power Girl, Naomi, and IMP show up! Heroics follow! Yay heroes.|
|Heroes on the half shell clowning around.||April 5th, 2020||The turtles get introduced to Harley Quinn|
|A Very Merry Unbirthday||April 1st, 2020||April's birthday bash starts with an unexpected guest dropping in.|
|Harley Sessions: Lois Lane||April 1st, 2020||Harley has her first therapy session with an unlikely client who BAMBOZZLES HER INTO AN INTERVIEW. LOIS LANE YOU VILLAIN|
|The things we don't say||March 31st, 2020||Revelations abound in this character picture. Terry comes to tell Harley big news, and scary news, while Harley reveals a temporarily lucid moment of clarity with advice and her own good fortunes. Diamond-studded banana hammock. AND Motorboating. Thanks Terry. He didn't motorboat Harley.|
|Two girls one roof||March 30th, 2020||Power Girl comes to check on Harley and finds her sitting on the roof after defending April's apartment from goons. Harley drowns. Fin.|
|Going Back to Gotham, Harley Style||March 30th, 2020||Harley comes to Gotham to confront one of her inner demons.|
|My Cousin Vinny||March 29th, 2020||Goons come to April's apartment and run into her roommate, Harley Quinn. Then get disappeared by a ninja Turtle. As you do.|
|Hellfrieday||March 28th, 2020||Jennifer comes looking for one of her heroes, Harley Quinn... and she finds her. Drunk. Marie and Power Girl are invited to the party that ends abruptly when Harley gets sick. Proving that you should never meet your idols.|
|Bringin' Home the Black Card!||March 28th, 2020||Harley brings home swag for April!|
|Earned Rewards||March 27th, 2020||The Hellfire Club gains an unexpected and unpredictable new VIP.|
|Send In The Clown||March 26th, 2020||Karen Starr hires Harley Quinn as her personal assistant in the New York branch of Starrware. What could go wrong?|
|Two Hyenas and a Clownette walk into a vet||March 26th, 2020||Harley takes Bud and Lou to the vet... Robert is assistin' with butt stuff (temperature takin') an' April comes back to pick the trio up to take home. (Bud, Lou, an' Harls... Robert can't come yet)|
|Hashtag: Selfie||March 25th, 2020||Fear and terror abound in the Dungeon Nightclub at the Hellfire as Dr. Crane tests out his newest ingestible fear toxin. And the big hero of the night... is HARLEY QUINN?|
|Comedic Timing||March 24th, 2020||Harley flies with PG!|
|April's New Roomie||March 18th, 2020||April introduces Harley as her new roommate. Her Tinder date finds out April knows Kung Fu.|
|It's TINDER TIME!||March 16th, 2020||Seven hun'rit an' ninnytwo dates.|
|Tea Party||March 15th, 2020||When the Mad Hatter comes over for breakfast, don't expect things to go smoothly!|
|Genosha: Ferris Air Charity Event||March 13th, 2020||The Charity event is a success. Gabby wins the plane ride.|
|Star Trek III: The Search for Quinn||March 4th, 2020||The Quest for the Holy Quinn finishes this day......|
|Tears from a clown||March 2nd, 2020||Terry and Gar find out what happens when you pay a surprise visit and you're a Weirdness Magnet.|
|Harls and Apes: Buddy Cops||February 27th, 2020||What happens when a girl who's never had a pet before, suddenly has two hyenas brought over to her house that are of questionable training. And what happens when the person who brings them over talks about how she just fed a person to them? Lets find out!|
|Calling doctor O'Neil||February 27th, 2020||Terry comes by to check on April, runs into her house-guest, Vanessa aka (Harley Quinn).|
|When in Rome... or Themysciran..||February 27th, 2020||Harley Quinn comes to see Diana Prince, hoping for a miracle.. which comes in the form of a Golden Lasso.|
|Hakuna Matata||February 26th, 2020||Harley runs into Floyd and talks some sense into him... both of them are kind of surprised she has sense!|
|All of it is hard||February 26th, 2020||Harley is cryin', Ivy is schemin', the two friends meet back up in the park!|
|It's always sunny, til it aint||February 26th, 2020||Harley's deal with Russian Bratva is interrupted by a clearance sale name of: Laura Kinney and Kate Bishop.|
|Violent Police Chase in Metropolis||February 25th, 2020||Starlabs shipment gets hijacked. Some hero types step in to help. Harley blows it up with a bazooka. Hijinks ensue. Facebook is mentioned. Mister J is mentioned.. Oops?!|
|Avon Calling||February 24th, 2020||Harley Quinn breaks out of Arkham to hang out with April after their interview... it's surprisingly emotional.|
|Interview with a Quinnpire!||February 23rd, 2020||April O'Neil gets her first 'big' Podcast guest, in the form of Harley Quinn locked up in Arkham Asylum! They talk about all kinds of things from Clarissa Explains it All to the Bat-family! The guards are not comfortable with any of it! Its great fun!|
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